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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, Du answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, Du answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, Du answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, Du say “is that so?”
5. If Du so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher Du did not turn in your homework because Du were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When Du walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a kühler that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up Liste is on my schreibtisch for the part Du would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up Liste on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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I found this link. This will last Du days. XD


Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave ofen was invented Von mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the Schokolade bar he...
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added by seethesunset
1)"Why, do Du find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Liebe the Sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Du actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a kreis that had its two sides gently compressed Von a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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posted by pure-angel
I Found that on the internet

1. When Du were young, were Du involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement oder against Vietnam? Why oder why not?

2. What tells Du when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your Favorit car when Du were young?

4. How often do Du go over the speed limit?

5. Were Du considered beliebt in middle school oder high school? Why oder why not?

6. Did Du have big fights with your mom when Du were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did Du have big fights with your dad when Du were...
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I got bored, so here Du go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here Von my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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posted by cute20k
1. Dial a Zufällig number and confuse the person who Antwort Von saying things like;
"Why did Du call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up Zufällig statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a Zufällig Artikel like this.

4. At walmart oder somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, oder a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
gürteltier
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
dachs
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
barrakuda, barracuda
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black falke, falcon (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black wolf
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes Du so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told Du to be yourself simply couldn’t have gegeben Du worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t Du have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let Du mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are Du always this stupid oder are Du making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like Du before – but I had to pay an admission.

If Du took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Liebe to help Du out…now, which way did Du come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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creeper? aw man!
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