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posted by Milorox18
1. When Du get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why Du were speeding, tell him Du wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend Du are deaf.

4. If he asks if Du knew how fast Du were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if Du can see his gun.

6. When he says Du aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why Du were speeding, tell him Du had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him Von his first name.

11. Pretend Du are gay...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked Von his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes Home and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother Antworten " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad Antworten "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she Antworten "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she Antworten "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your Hunde hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)...
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found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the Weiter row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...
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posted by thatguywashot
1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray Hunde in mantel closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet Musik with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person Weiter to it: "Is this sitz SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant strand ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten Minuten before it starts, find...
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Von a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much Mehr successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
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posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the gitarre for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If Du get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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When you're happy and Du know it bomb Iraq
If Du cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If Du never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If Du think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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 Hetalia COZ I CAN XD
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1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes Von waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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I kinda wanted to write this Artikel just to get this topic off of my chest. If Du guys haven’t know already, which Du should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I Liebe just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I Liebe Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I Liebe both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I Liebe how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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added by Kragfan1910
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). Du may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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added by BlindBandit92
Expanded on from a Tumblr post I saw.

Kids, there's no such thing as an opposite gender oder sex. That belief is fucking toxic.

The phrases imply there are only two genders and only two sexes. That's very very very very wrong - take it from me, a nonbinary kid who doesn't identify as fully a girl oder a boy.

'Cause look, there are boys and there are girls. Most people are like that. But Du can also be neither a boy nor a girl. oder Du can be a little of both. oder something else entirely. There aren't just two genders and being nonbinary is probably a little Mehr common than Du think.

And there aren't...
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