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corinelove i cant help but laugh at that

Twilight_Lilly lol

Alexyss_Cullen oh wow Rflmao

babyV101 aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww

gaaria haha hay cat what are you doing? WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU ?!!!!!!

Death2173 (carrying on with the picture) ... "Because you farted so lowed.

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Copy And Paste

posted by My8thUsername

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A/N: I Liebe copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic Liste I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. Von the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do oder has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when Du don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

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1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar Du grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something oder someone

3. Go up to a Zufällig person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Zufällig noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a brunnen run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to Du in public about the...

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35 Reasons why Girls like Guys

posted by Milorox18

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Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys

  1. The way they always wear their Favorit cologne (which happens to be the one that Du bought them for their birthday) 

2. The way they run their hands through your hair 

3. The way that they look at Du and Du want to die right then and there 

4. The way that they casually put their arms around you

 5. The way that they KISS away your tears

 6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away 

7. The way they Zeigen off around their friends, even though Du both know that Du would Liebe them even...

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Zufällig jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

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Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and Du have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

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cool background

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Icon Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

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Nutzername Ideas (The majority are either dark oder emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

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I got bored, so here Du go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here Von my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

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My oben, nach oben 15 LEAST Favorit Berühmtheiten

posted by KataraLover

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These are my oben, nach oben 15 LEAST Favorit Berühmtheiten and just like with my oben, nach oben 15 Favorit Berühmtheiten Liste I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell Du how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to Zeigen that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a Liste like this pretty much just sagte they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my Liste and please keep in mind this is just my...

Suricates

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aww cute kittys!

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Pon & Zi

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"I wasn't that drunk......"

posted by awesomeblossom1

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Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope Du like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when Du heard someone talking on the intercom, Du fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give Du a ride Home and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a pilz and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...

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Practising Korean with Zufällig People Online...!?😱

added by Blaze1213IsBack

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Zanhar's Rules of Shipping

posted by zanhar1

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Von all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if Du do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be Friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder Du ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

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Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 3-Train: Hey Soul Sister.

posted by deathding

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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this Artikel to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, Du did it. Du FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...

10 jokes that will surely make Du laugh:D

posted by poulamikundu

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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny Du think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: Weiter to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: Weiter to my house

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...

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welpe

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SonAmy!

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