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This Zufällig hintergrund contains rotkohl, schwertlilie, bärtige iris, bartiris, bartlos iris, and bartlose iris. There might also be rose, röte, stieg, rosiness, pembeliğin, rose, rosenstrauch, stieg, rosebush, rosen, and zwiebel.

INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids Von their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and Gir in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. Gir simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, Mehr oder less a link with the United States. If Du look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses Mehr firmly. strahl, ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup oder sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds Du of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his Home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he Antwort he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the Quelle of much amusement.

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"If Du are a burglar, then we're probably at Home cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's safe, sicher to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write oder draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on oder off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to Zeigen the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of Du just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell Du all these: What dates & Why Du don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's Tag
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday oder the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, Du know how if Du see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why Du ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would Du want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 Jahr old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. Du fall down the stairs.

2. A baum falls down on you.

3. A lama spits in your face.

4. Du eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. Du are making out with a person and then Du trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your kissen gets a face and bites Du head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate Du and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, Du get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that Du are going to die, then Du die.

11. When Du are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Zufällig things until u cry laughing
5. continue Lesen this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Zufällig things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up eichelhäher, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Zufällig people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are Du addicted? Are Du a super fan? Are Du just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are Du on Fanpop too much?

1. Du see something Du like, and think Oh, I want to Fan that club!

2. Du start shipping people Du know oder see.

3. Du hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. Du hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. Du hear something and Du want to Kommentar on it.

6. Du have great ideas of something Du should post on Fanpop at completely Zufällig times of day.

7. Du get a new Favorit and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will Du marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no Mehr erdnuss butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and Du have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely Zufällig things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as Du can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as Du can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend Du try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT oder IT WON'T WORK AND Du WILL WISH Du HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK Du OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT Du ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise Du WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. Weiter to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS Du WANT. ~ 3....
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The oben, nach oben six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as Du have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command oder File Name" is about as informative as

"If Du don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as Du make a commitment to one, Du find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around Du has an attitude problem
2.your adding Schokolade chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything Du say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive Du crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and Du just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to schlagen, punsch someone without a reason
12.if Du start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if Du were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give Du 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so Du know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Merida - Legende der Highlands who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Merida - Legende der Highlands had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that Du just wanna schlagen, punsch in the face , then someohow , Du end up in a relationship with them , Du fall in Liebe , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing Du want to burn either (:]) Well if Du still have feelings for that person im gonna help Du get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap Du guys (: , ohk so Du could first start off Von doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave Du on feuer ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be gegeben LIFE in prison without the possibility oder parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeben three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD Wird angezeigt Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.