"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do Du want?" "I'm calling to Berichten my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank Du very much for the call, sir." The Weiter day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your Lesen my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Lesen this.
4. Du didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did Du notice I skipped number three.
7. Du don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that Du silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then Du realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But Du remember that a fact is something that can be proven right oder wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. Du wish Du never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch Du with the missing number this time. oder did I?
14. Du wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Lesen powers amaze you.
16. Du totally forgot I was only supposed to tell Du ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even Lesen this.
4. Du didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did Du notice I skipped number three.
7. Du don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that Du silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then Du realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But Du remember that a fact is something that can be proven right oder wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. Du wish Du never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch Du with the missing number this time. oder did I?
14. Du wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Lesen powers amaze you.
16. Du totally forgot I was only supposed to tell Du ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Singen in a row, then Du sneeze and Du fall down. Did Du ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - Du used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Du knew Du had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Du know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Singen in a row, then Du sneeze and Du fall down. Did Du ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - Du used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Du knew Du had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Du know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
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