Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether oder not Du are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:
* Du are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* Du are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* Du are, most likely, an idiot.
* Du have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.
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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five Minuten oder so. Memorize...
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