Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth oder I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for Du to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got Mehr chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, Du know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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