A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles. Actually, I wanted to get Du something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If Du don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life sagte Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully. An old fart is as good as a new one….