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posted by batgirl910
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy Friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m Friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...
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Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first KISS would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy Du meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give Du his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just Von wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical Pferde with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod oder something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the Essen sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the Musik store whether Du can get a CD that Du know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two Minuten later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if Du are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when Du get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect.
Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?

Answer:
If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.
2 : If Du overtake the last...
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posted by karpach_14
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife Blumen for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, Du haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. Du order what Du want, then when Du see what the other fellow has, Du wish Du had ordered that.
Unknown

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells Du a joke and Du say "LOL".

3. Du watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. Du have called out someone's screen name while making Liebe to your significant other.

5. Du keep begging your Friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. Du have to get a 2d phone line just so Du can call pizza Hut.

9. Du go into labour and Du stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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Here is alot of Zufällig things to do when your bored, i made most of these up with friends!

1.When your in the supermarkt go up to a Zufällig stranger and whisper "I will come for Du in the night" behind thier back

2.Stand Weiter to a person who is taller then Du and shout "IM SHRINKING!"

3.Go into your local supermarkt and grab a large Obst (watermellon ect.) and hand it to a Zufällig person and say "The fate of the world depends on your desision" then walk away

4.When your in a arioplane skip around Singen "Im walking in the air!"

5.The Weiter time your in the lift grin and say "I've got new socks...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Life is hard to summarize, but there's so many different aspects of life that range in quality. There's so much bad and good in this world. Things can often get difficult, confusing, stressful and hard. However, there are people out there that make things feel easier, clearer, sweeter and nicer. There are people that make the bad days easier and the good days even better.

Who are these people that I'm referring to? I'm referring to my Friends here on Fanpop. As Du probably know, there's a lot of negativity online. There's a lot of people that do and say some pretty offensive stuff. Because...
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