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posted by Bluekait
1. Do Du sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know Du like guys yet?
3. Are Du a girly girl?
4. Small oder large purses?
5. Are Du short?
6. Do Du like somebody?
7. Do Du care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do Du like Halloween?
9. Are Du double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place Du have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do Du call anybody Von their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

GIRLS BE HONEST...
15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...
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posted by karolinak1999
«Fiction Schreiben is great. Du can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically Von height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...
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Alright basically the Titel says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will Liebe and Du don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is Mehr on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal Liebhaber oder sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if Du want but in my opinion make up...
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It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on Zufällig found out that the Zufällig club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The Zufällig club is one of the most beliebt Clubs on Fanpop. We need to form a team oder something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other Clubs too, such as the Sonic Fan Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...
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posted by a11-swift
1. ”When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep.
Not screaming and yelling like the
passengers in his car.” Author: Anonymous Interpretation: This joke is a play on the cliche of wanting to die peacefully in
your sleep. This familiar statement
takes an unexpected twist when we
learn that grandpa was, in fact, driving
a car full of passengers when he died
“peacefully in his sleep.” As a result, those passengers did not die so
peacefully! This type of joke, in which
the Sekunde half of the statement is
shocking oder unexpected (usually making
you see the first part of...
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Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as Du can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few Minuten of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the oben, nach oben of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's Schauspielen all tough and Merida - Legende der Highlands against eichelhäher, jay and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...
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posted by hatelarxene
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed Von anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me Von people who actually believe that if Du send them on, then that poor 6 Jahr old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do Du honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give Du and everyone Du send...
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posted by warriorcats02
Yeah, I just needed to do a D.A.R.E. Essay, and I had it typed up on my computer, so I just copied and pasted it here, so I go on this site at school, and copy and paste it to Google docs there, so I can print it out there. Yeah, people who do drugs, please don't be offended Von this, since I needed to do this essay, so, yeah.

D.A.R.E. Essay

I have learned a lot of valuable things from D.A.R.E. this year. D.A.R.E. stands for Drug Abusive Resistance Education. One this is not to do drugs. There are a lot of different kinds of drugs, but the most common drugs are smoking, and drinking alcohol....
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the Musik publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter oder a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead oder alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Du can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong oder right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
Du can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Du can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by unohana
"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When Du a follower Du are trying to be like someone. If Du are trying to be like someone than Du are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If Du follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...
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posted by Kyssmig
One evening there was a murder in the Home of married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.



The other one helped the murderer.


These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.


2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.


3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.


4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.


5. The father was the oldest member of the family.


6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?
posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. Liebe yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, oder mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely...
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Okay if someone already made this sorry but I didn't check!So didn't be a hündin oder a dick which ever gender Du are!



1.Hang out with friends
2.Make sure your cell phone still works so Du can call people,text,sext,and play video games
3.Have a video game station
4.Play video games
5.have a computer!
6.Have the internet
7.Have a television
8.Have the remote to it
9.Have cable to it as well(play your bill yah broke loser)
10.Play out side
11.Have Friends to play out side with
12.Draw all day!
13.Prank call people
14.Obesse over something then a Jahr later get bored
15.Read!-sike real 15.F*ck reading
16.Sleep...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did Du get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A pinguin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this Artikel on the internet.

1. Insist that Du are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bett holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say Du know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors Von your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as Du can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...
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posted by 16falloutboy
Bad Shows on Disney
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So Random
A.N.T Farm
Good Luck Charlie
Jonas
Lizzie McGuire
The Proud Family
Phil of the Future
Dave the Barbarian
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
The Buzz on Maggie
The Emperor's New School
Good Luck Charlie
Fish Hooks
Shake It Up
The Replacements
PrankStars
Jessie
Austin & Ally

Bad Shows on Cartoon Network
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Cow and Chicken
I Am Weasel
The Powerpuff Girls
Ed, Edd n Eddy
Johnny Bravo
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
Camp Lazlo
My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Class of 3000
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
The Secret Saturdays
Chower
Adventure Time...
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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.


Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable Von the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby...
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