Panda

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one Du may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, Von today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

Du want = Du want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious Von now.

Do what Du want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want Du to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, Du moron!

You're ... so manly = Du need a shave and Du sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all Du ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This küche is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...