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BlindBandit92 Cocaine is a hell of a drug. XD

kitmolly123 XDDDDD

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Creative Essen

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Randomness

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Hell Explained Von a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual Frage gegeben on a universität of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer Von one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) oder endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) oder some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are Du walking?
So, Annie are Du walking?
Are Du walking Annie?
Annie are Du walking?
So, Annie are Du walking?
Are Du walking?
Annie are Du walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE Du WALKING???!!!!
ARE Du WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are Du walking?
With your dentist
Are...

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SHOCKING NEWS: We are criminals! Copyright bill!

posted by Puffedwarrior

I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if Du do not have permission from sagte company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that Du give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...

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-illions! (numbers)

posted by smileypop9

Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED Von RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can Löschen the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused Von Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle Du with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a herz attack; his herz lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do Du always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd Du treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If Du tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when Du turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if Du open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when Du transport something Von car, it's called a shipment, but when Du transport something Von ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...