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i just wonder if Du guys like this better, oder Du don't like pictures of girls at all
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The Moment Of Death:
1. The herz stops.
2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color.
3. All the muscles relax.
4. The bladder and bowels empty.
5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour.

After 30 minutes:
6. The skin gets purple and waxy.
7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color.
8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body.
9. The hands and feet turn blue.
10. The eyes sink into the skull.

After 4 hours:
11. Rigor mortis has set in.
12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue.
13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another...
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posted by Nein-Nein
Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a beliebt place for suicides , The forest is a beliebt place for suicides, reportedly the most beliebt in Japan and Sekunde in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours Von hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by Usui--takumi
I'm Against death penalty. Looking at the death penalty system in action, Du realize that the only purpose it serves is retribution oder revenge, it is seriously (and intrinsically) flawed in application and that there is a serious and continuing risk of executing innocent people. And, it costs much Mehr than life in prison.
130 people wrong fully convicted people were sentenced to death and were lucky to be exonerated and released, eventually. DNA, available in less than 10% of all homicides, can’t guarantee we won’t execute innocent people. If someone is convicted and later found innocent...
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posted by someone_save_me
Beauty is our weapon against nature; Von it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
Camille Paglia

Break a vase, and the Liebe that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that Liebe which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
Derek Walcott

Guided only Von their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired Von the art of mathematics rather than Von any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
E. T. glocke

I don't...
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended Von this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If Du have a reason for a Zeigen I put Kommentar and I might add it(ill give credit about it to Du because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long Lesen right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen oder any interesting...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a stier, bull so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize stier, bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact Du to drive out after me and haul it home.”

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects...
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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Don't say we are bitches unless u want our brothers to come after u.

2. If we say we Liebe u u better say it back oder u better ente and run.

3. If u hit us trust me when i say u just drove into fuckville.

4. When we ask u to "give us some space" u better get as far as u can.

5. If u cheat on us u may want to hide and stay hiden.

6. *4 middle school kids* If Du want to get serious like in bett serious u have to be jokeing oder high oder SOMETHING!

7. If we say we're pissed off keep the hell out of our way.

8. *keep in mind* never and i mean NEVER say that we need to calm down.

9. *important* NEVER TELL US WHAT TO DO! NEVER!!!

10. Be sure to remind us that we're beautiful because we can be insecure.

11. When we ask if these pants make our butts look big AWAYS SAY NO!!

12. Sometimes we just want to be huged oder some wa to know u Liebe us.
Being locked in a walk-in closet must get boring...

Somethings to do to pass time;

- kreuz dress.

- Make faces in the mirror.

- Make a mannequin out of something, dress it up, and throw a tee party.

- See how long Du can walk in the most uncomfortable shoes.

- Dress in the opposite of your style.

- Try to touch the ceiling.

- [Like a pile of leaves] Make a pile of clothes and run and dive into it.

- See which clothes are edible.

- See if Du find anything misc. that really just shouldn't be in a closet.

- If Du do, lay it all out and try to see what it does.

- Make ropes Von tying shirts/pants/dresses together, and hang them from the ceiling, and swing, schaukel from one to another, yelling like Tarzan.

- Reorganize Von colour.
posted by ilovepenguins
1) If Liebe is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should Du believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Hunde Liebe to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at Du if Du blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a baum falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagon were...
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posted by jedigal1990
okay i decided to write an Artikel to grip about things on here that really bug me if Du don't like it deal with it

okay number one grip
- i know i already wrote an Artikel about this but my number one gripe on here is people posting twilight trödel, schrott, junk-e- on this spot and other nontwilight spots seriously and then Du wonder why we get upset believe it oder not some of us don't like twilight so Bewegen on and keep it where it belongs thats all i will say about that

second gripe
- people who complain about people's bad grammer oder spelling we are not in a fucking english class so who cares stop bugging...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule Von mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...
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posted by moo000
1. Wait for a rainy day. Por paper confetti into sombodys closed umbrella and wait for them to go outside and open it.

2. Use a pin to prick a hole near the oben, nach oben of sombodys drinking straw.

3. Find an old rag. Put a coin on the floor and stand near by. When people come along and try to pick up the coin rip the rag so they think they have torn their pants.

4. When a friend is drinking a can of something fizzy, wait untill they are not looking and poor in some sugar. The sugar will make the drink froth up and poor out of the can.

5. Keep sending your frends on fool's erands. - this means asking them...
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Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Liebe with Du
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until Du find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit Du first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of Du shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give Du a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack diwan, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...
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