Girls I think are pretty

Type out the sentence Du end up in comments:

Pick the Monat Du were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the Tag (number) Du were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he sagte "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just Liebe alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and Beschreibung and he put the man inside and sagte "see Du in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the Sekunde man he asked the same Frage and the man replied "oh man I just Liebe to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...

its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? dusche 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong oder hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I Liebe yous oder calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells Zufällig girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king oder fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...