1. You're beautiful.- girls think when Du say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. Du look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and Du never get tired of being with us.
4. I Liebe Du and only you.-Well, Du guys get the picture.
5. I will be with Du forever.
6. Du have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. Du shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for Du to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. Du look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and Du never get tired of being with us.
4. I Liebe Du and only you.-Well, Du guys get the picture.
5. I will be with Du forever.
6. Du have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. Du shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for Du to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking Blumen from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If Du can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy trödel, schrott, junk-e- and sell antiques."
P.S. Du can tell Mehr in your comments.
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking Blumen from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If Du can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy trödel, schrott, junk-e- and sell antiques."
P.S. Du can tell Mehr in your comments.