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posted by Tayloraddict-1
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Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



Liebe all around
-Jordan
posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to Du after a break-up she wants Du back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When Du catch a girl glancing at you, she wants Du to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with Du she wants Du to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When Du break a girls herz she still feels it when Du run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a Liste why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their Essen (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So Du have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! Hey girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did Du know Küssen is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken suppe actually makes Du feel better. 94% of boys would Liebe it if Du sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your oben, nach oben lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult Du when they like you! 89% of guys want Du to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. Schokolade will make Du feel better! Most...
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posted by AngelVicki427
Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every Jahr in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a beliebt Essen in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope Du enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please Kommentar and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make Mehr lines.
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Inuyasha
INUYASHA
HERES MY oben, nach oben TEN Liste OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE Anime IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE Du START WATCHING Du JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST Anime IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
Anime SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
Naruto
NARUTO
Ouran High School Host Club
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 Naruto SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
Death Note (Anime)
DEATH NOTE
posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for Du today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted Von the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate Tiere that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a welpe at the time.

Du would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two Tiere connected from the first moment. Now the two Tiere are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be gegeben LIFE in prison without the possibility oder parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeben three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD Wird angezeigt Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include oder exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the karte, warenkorb saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask Zufällig ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start Singen Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to Zufällig ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that hemd, shirt is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how Du looked Mehr important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If Du think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone Lesen the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Mallory101
 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him Du saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house Singen Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the oben, nach oben of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it Von Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. Zeigen him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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posted by MileySelena982
1. We only cry infront of Du when we
a) want Du to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini rock when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If Du ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't oder feel like Du should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, oder angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If Du think we like to hang out with Du every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have Du ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When Du ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we Liebe you... Du better believe it.
posted by Renesmee_XD
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. oder the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an Artikel here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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Just randomly found this:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Du fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit Weiter to Du because Du invisible...
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Many legends have been told of frightening black Hunde that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If Du ever meet him, you'll know him Von two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When Du see him the first time, he brings Du joy. He follows Du wherever Du go, wags his tail, waits for Du if Du stop along the way. The Sekunde time Du meet him is a time of...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned Von their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their Home in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded Von mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. Du ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If Pistolen kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but Du are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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 Jahr Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Jahr of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the ratte symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good Guter Rat but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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