Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that Du think they're Tom Cruise oder Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie star, sterne in question).
Ask the guy Weiter to Du to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person Weiter to you, "Are Du in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, Du have a very irate home,' she sagte governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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