Q .. How do Du sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. Du keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to Du keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do Du do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. Du keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to Du keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do Du do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime Du see someon say a compleatly Zufällig word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a tee party like Du did when Du were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes Von except old people
Kommentar and I will make more
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime Du see someon say a compleatly Zufällig word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a tee party like Du did when Du were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes Von except old people
Kommentar and I will make more
I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of Du and have changed a lot as a person.
I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being Von my own, but a former Fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.
Since then, I've met several Mehr wonderful people who have become close Friends of mine.
Thank Du my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.
Thank Du for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing Friends that make Fanpop a great place!
I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being Von my own, but a former Fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.
Since then, I've met several Mehr wonderful people who have become close Friends of mine.
Thank Du my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.
Thank Du for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing Friends that make Fanpop a great place!
Yes yes. The Titel makes this seem urgent. Well I'm here to tell Du about my life. Yea I'm growing up in a small town (well 2) and I'm pretty friendly. I had a bully in prschool. Yes a bully who thought she was the boss of everyone. Well I go to a Catholic School in my hometown. I Liebe it there. I have so many friends. And they like me for who I am. I currently do dance. My parents are divorced. I have 4 cats. I had a guinea pig, but she died. Thank Du for your time :) God Bless Y'all <3333333
Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor schnell, swift Musik if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does
That's pretty much it.
<3amdow98
Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor schnell, swift Musik if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does
That's pretty much it.
<3amdow98
Well jeez, it's been one whole Jahr since the COVID pandemic has come into the United States and Mehr for the world. And while we progress closer to the vaccine, and hopefully a brighter, we have to ask ourselves questions. A lot of our world leaders seemed to have not made the best choices oder had our best interests in mind. From the U.S. to China to Russia to the U.K. And so on and so forth. So with this pandemic being a Jahr long, can we say that our world leaders have learned from this experience?
Alright, that's all the time we have. Go back home, wash your hands, and tell your grandparents Du Liebe them.
Alright, that's all the time we have. Go back home, wash your hands, and tell your grandparents Du Liebe them.
1.I like pie
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog Essen is a beautiful thing to watch when Du are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when Du sleeeeeep.
13. Bye sagte Santa while eating Blitzen.
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog Essen is a beautiful thing to watch when Du are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when Du sleeeeeep.
13. Bye sagte Santa while eating Blitzen.
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there Musik videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.
19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I Liebe them Mehr then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I Liebe these two they start out hating each other then become close Friends oder maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I Liebe them Mehr then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
Gakupo and Rin
18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I Liebe these two they start out hating each other then become close Friends oder maybe more...I'd like to think so....
