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posted by laspanglish
there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious herz all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...
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posted by Invincible321
1. Spend time with your family.
2. Eat a cupcake.
3. Blast your Favorit song.
4. Make a snow angel.
5. Smile.
6. Dance.
7. Go somewhere new.
8. Watch the stars.
9. Laugh.
10. Be silly.
11. Sing out loud.
12. Watch the sunset/sunrise.
13. Read a good book.
14. Bake and lick the spoon.
15. Have a water fight.
16. Stay up all night.
17. Jump on a trampoline.
18. Run in the rain.
19. Tell a joke.
20. Tell someone Du Liebe them and mean it.
21. Watch a scary movie.
22. Watch a storm.
23. Watch cartoons.
24. Hang out with your friends.
25. Walk around in bare feet.
26. Build a sandcastle and then destroy it.
27. Go to the...
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Skeeter:Faith,Everyone knows you're a maid,but,do they know the real you?
Faith:No ma'am
Skeeter:Exactly!So I wanna write about maids!Do Du think Du could help me?
Faith:Well...I don't know...Yes.
Skeeter:THANK YOU!!!When do Du want to start?
Faith:Tomorrow at five...See Du then Ms. Skeeter.
I ran Home as fast as I could...Only to find out that it was time for abendessen and Maybelle and her family were there.
Skeeter:So mom...I got my subject for my book today!
Jenna:Oh?Who?
Skeeter:Faith,the maid
Maybelle:(laughs)Oh honey,The only truth you'll get outta her is that she is a lonely slob!
That whole table...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I am bisexual
2.I schlagen, punsch hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I Liebe emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If Du want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in Liebe with Death
11.Death is in Liebe with me
12.I Liebe horror and gororr movies
13.I like Tattoos and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If Du ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card oder anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know Du Liebe me if Du listen to my music,even if Du hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:

1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."

2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."

3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking Blumen from any but their own graves."

5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."

6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."

7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."

8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If Du can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."

10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy trödel, schrott, junk-e- and sell antiques."

P.S. Du can tell Mehr in your comments.
posted by latinlover
artist: All Time Low
Song: Stella
Album: Nothing Personal

Lyrics:

3pm On my feet and staggering
Through misplaced words and a sinking feeling
I got carried away
Sick, Sick of sleeping on the floor
Another night another score
I'm jaded, bottles breaking

[Chorus:]
You're only happy when I'm wasted
I point my finger but I just can't place it
Feels like I'm falling in love
When I'm falling to the bathroom floor
I remember how Du tasted
I've had Du so many times- lets face it
Feels like I'm falling in Liebe alone
Stella would Du take me home?
Stella would Du take me home?

2am I'm on a blackout binge again
You know...
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posted by E-Scope90
I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, oder about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into Vampire after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red oder blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” oder during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Sometimes, well most of the time, there are pervs out there. Especially here, on Fanpop. Mostly on the Zufällig spot. The perverted jokes can be funny, I mean, most of us are teens and very horny. But when it comes to constantly posting these horrible answers, it goes too far and people get mad. But that's what they want. To me, that person that keeps making those accounts (and Du know who Du are)is sick. Maybe it's boredom, maybe childish, but it has gone too far. Stating those offensive things is wrong, especially when someone makes fun of another. I understand that people are pervs and Du can't really do anything about it, but it doesn't make it right! I apologize to whoever has been hurt Von this certain person that is currently posting horrible things. This is my first time actually getting involved but it's sickening! I, and probably a lot of you, am tired of it! I just had to post my opinion about this...
1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man oder YMCA
5. schlagen, punsch someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on oben, nach oben of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and schlagen, punsch all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus oder Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
posted by musicfanaticXD
I was Lesen the Wal-Mart Artikel and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the Kommentare section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Fragen aloud, Debatte your Antwort with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that Du can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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so, this started out as an E-Mail to my friend, but it just kept going on and on and on so i decided to write a book. what is this book about Du might ask? well, since Du asked, i shall tell Du . this is a book about absolutely nothing. so i hope Du enjoy.

oh and if you're in the middle of something, Du should probably not read this, cos its really really really long. and this is just a preview!

This Is The Almighty, Great, Incredible Book Of Nothing‼‼

so i stayed Home today and i made this big giant slide Zeigen like summarizing all the twilight Bücher and its rlly cool and has pics and...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Du can only live once, but if Du do it right, once is enough. -Mae West

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost

It is better to be hated for what Du are than loved for what Du are not. -André Gide

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. -J.K. Rowling

Sometimes the Fragen are difficult but the Antwort are simple. -Dr. Seuss

Everything Du can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science...
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Part 2 of zombie survival

1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a Mehr entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that Du despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the Tiere from zoo's.
7. Make Friends with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your Favorit movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever Du think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a Berühmtheiten house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from...
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posted by lexidude92
Everyone is sitting on a couch (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv oder go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, Du can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because....
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posted by misscrazel
Why are so many people so mean? Why is there child abuse?
I noticed something strange at school. When someone cries no one asks them what's wrong. They'll point it out to others, but no one does anything. It's almost like they're afraid. I wondered why they didn't say anything later, but I didn't either. I think sometimes people don't want to interfere oder maybe it's because no one else does something. Then again humans could just be cold hearted and ignorant.
People shouldn't feel so sad that they harm themselves oder others. People shouldn't be so cruel as to let others feel that way.
Almost everyone experiences depression in their life.
posted by Bluekait
What a KISS means.....

+ KISS on the stomach = I’m ready
+ KISS on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ KISS on the Ear = You're my everything
+ KISS on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ KISS on the Hand = I adore you
+ KISS on the Neck = We belong together
+ KISS on the Shoulder = I want you
+ KISS on the Lips = I Liebe you
+Laughing while Küssen = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely Liebe each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Liebe you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me Du Liebe me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Liebe Du too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If Du were thinking about someone while Lesen this, you’re definitely in Love
posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the Musik publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter oder a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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posted by fanizzle
My fuckin Little pony be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 Von tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most Kürzlich generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil pony was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty pony toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little pony was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, Von Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' Von Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I Liebe this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I Liebe the way
ed told her " i will give Du half of my
life if Du give me half yours". Than
winry sagte "how about i give Du all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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