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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason sagte hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason sagte letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...
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posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined Fanpop a few days Vor and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST Zufällig PARAGRAPHS IN THE Kommentare AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN Artikel AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as Du please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of Du might have heard of the game Facade. those of Du who have, Du probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she sagte "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they sagte yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by hetalianstella
This is just a collection of Zitate which I Liebe to live by. Hope Du enjoy them! =)

"In my mind, I am free." - Stephen Hawking

"This is one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong (on the Moon)

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

“Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are Mehr comfortable seeing two men holding Pistolen than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

"Two roads diverge in a yellow wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and...
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posted by animelol
HI! Here are some Zufällig facts that u might agree with :P

-I LIKE PIE
-I like seafood
-I just started Fanpop :P
-I believe in ghosts
-I am Jewish :D
-I am awesome (dont worry u are too :D)
-My Favorit animal is an owl
-Pie like I too! :D
-Im kinda shy :/
-IM HYPER
-I like YouTube
-Smosh is AWESOME
-Books are AWESOME
-BFFs are AWESOME
-Food is AWESOME
-I have a pet goldfish that has been alive for 5 years
-Goldfish are super funny
-Cats are cute
-Pies are cute
-CUPCAKES are cute
-Puppies are cute
-Im addicted to fanpopping
-Never spell pop with 2 o's unless u have to (lol)
-Im on the water side! Not feuer (sorry fire)...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. Du are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are Mehr mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost Mehr atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally...
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posted by unohana
"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When Du a follower Du are trying to be like someone. If Du are trying to be like someone than Du are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If Du follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If Du live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some Friends along for company, oder just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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posted by flippy_fan210
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foamy
It was late afternoon. Foamy had just woken up. He was at the door. “ah. Time for a nice Tag of ranting.” he sagte as he opened the door. When he saw his surroundings he freaked out. “what the h@#$!?” this isn't my neighborhood!i need a lawyer! Where is my lawyer!?” Pilz-E walked out of another house. “What's with all the noise Foamy?” he asked. “Stop popping pills and look around Du a%$hole!” Foamy replied. Pilz-E looked around and gasped. “you're right Foamy. This isn't where we live!” Foamy rolled his eyes and sagte sarcastically “gee, I never would've guessed, retard!”...
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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
Iluvpelon14

Yay
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental Home for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a kreis like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...
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posted by E-Scope90
Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and Liebe potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in Liebe if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered Schokolade a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of Schokolade a Tag before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in Liebe approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic Liebe suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
It stalks the night
It stalks the day
It seeks out life
And whisks it away
It's known as death
And other things too
But it's all the same
What matters is you.
How do Du see it?
What does it mean?
It's best if Du know
For death is unseen.
It can take Du at day
It can take Du at night
Knowing death well
Can lend Du some light
The passage to death
Is always unclear
And it's best to know
That you're very near.
For death is at hand
It is for us all
Know it's face well
So Du don't stumble and fall
Now think hard on death
And know that it's near
And the meaning of life
Will be all to clear
And...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. oder (._.) indecisive
:-) oder =] oder :) oder =) oder :] oder :^) oder :D oder :^D Smile oder happy
:-L oder =L oder o¬o Drool oder Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( oder =( oder D: oder D= Frown oder Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP oder XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD oder XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S oder :s oder =S oder =s confused
:Þ oder :þ oder =b oder =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ oder : oder =/ oder = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, oder a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1. Why don't Du go hump a teddy oder something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some Mehr if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION Mehr MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)
posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. Liebe yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish Du were a door so I could slam Du all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do Du work for UPS? I thought I saw Du checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy Du a drink oder do Du just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted bett Thrasher: have Du seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make Du the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and Du can...
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This is my oben, nach oben 14 fave sayings and Zitate :) Enjoy xx

14. Du got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when brombeere, blackberry and apfel, apple where just Obst -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in Liebe when Du cant fall...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical Pferde with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod oder something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the Essen sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the Musik store whether Du can get a CD that Du know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for Du to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair Mehr than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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posted by IloveMyLord
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only Von this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My Friends are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for Du when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent Von Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the...
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