1. Cause it felt like it.
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r Fans of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken kreuz the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????
3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup
4. it wanted some chiken soup.
5. it needed 2 get to the other side
6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r Fans of him u no)
7. on the other side of the road was a KFC
8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken kreuz the road
9. he had reasons 2
10. he was lost
11. he wanted to make this joke
12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.
P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the oben, nach oben of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long Tag of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill sagte to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task Von concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped Singen and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in Mehr 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut gras, grass makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be Mehr Weiter week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in Mehr 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut gras, grass makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be Mehr Weiter week.
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the blume girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure Du disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call Du repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure Du set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Schokolade fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid Bewegen Von getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the blume girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure Du disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call Du repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure Du set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill Schokolade fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid Bewegen Von getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. pudding Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the Anime she's hyper, active and has the best Liebe interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.
19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured Von the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...
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19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured Von the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Disney princess naive,...
#9 Have one of your Friends hit Du on the back and spit out a piece of white gum oder a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until Du have $20 oder more.
#7 If Du have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do Babys come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob oder Musik videos.
#4 Go around Singen the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
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