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20 Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall Wand and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 Sekunden and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Du fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did Du know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last Jahr met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the oben, nach oben of a wolkenkratzer it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued Von the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most beliebt domestic trip activity Von American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

2

Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Schreiben it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if Du don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest Du don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Friends and either forget all about us oder tell a story about the hideous freak Du met tonight. Du don’t know me, if Du did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Friends - except my brother....

3

Everybody Loves Raymond Zitate

posted by tokidoki123

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to Liebe Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to Liebe every day.
Contributed Von funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are Du talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed Von funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, Du have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed Von funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond]...

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26 Key and Peele Zitate I can think of.. Unconcerned

posted by Canada24

Canada is finally getting footage on Youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd Du leave the toilet sitz up?
Peele: hündin WHY WAS Du LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?

#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.

#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do Du even WANT to hang out!?...

oben, nach oben Ten Red Dead Redemption Characters

posted by Canada24

I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...

#1: JOHN MARSTON:

"Give the Devil my regards."

Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" Von comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...

Natalie Wood, World's Most Beautiful Woman

posted by Coffeeuser

Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my Liste of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six oder something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her Filme lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...

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oben, nach oben 10 Most Lovable Jerks On Fernsehen

posted by Coffeeuser

When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, Merida - Legende der Highlands hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This Liste is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, oder just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.

10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".

9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".

8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".

6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".

5. Miss Finster from "Recess".

4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".

3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".

2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".

1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".

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oben, nach oben 15 Sega Genesis Games!

posted by deathding

Welcome to my list! ^__^

Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started Wird angezeigt some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of Du who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released Von sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I sagte that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for Du to get Mehr detailed information, just...

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Wrecking Ball Lyrics

posted by nmdis

WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A Liebe no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t Du ever say I just walked away
I will always want Du
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want Du

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in Liebe
All I wanted was to break your walls
All Du ever did was break me
Yeah, Du wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put Du high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, Du let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

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oben, nach oben 10 dumbest things ever sagte to me

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever sagte to me

10. "If Du keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was gepostet on my Fanpop Wand Von Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her Wand letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do Du want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

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Marilyn Monroe Zitate

posted by purplefreak855

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what Du make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is Du get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with Du through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

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20 Dumbest busch Zitate

posted by joe-kerr

Hey everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these Zitate are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000

19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

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101 ways to annoy people

posted by bizeshnakarki

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours Von hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

2

Eminem songs

posted by mehere

oben, nach oben 24 Eminem song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope Du like this one better than the first one please leave a Kommentar if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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The Evil Teddy bear: Teddy bär reveals to be Evil

posted by darktheheghog

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy bär and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and sagte it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy bär the sales man gave the girls the Teddy bär for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy bär evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy bär ontop of the book case...

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10 Amazing Facts about Liebe

posted by wakana

1. People are Mehr likely to tilt their heads to the right when Küssen instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known Liebe song was written 4,000 years Vor and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term Liebe relationships began with one oder both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in Liebe can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

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My Current oben, nach oben 11 Female 'Celebrities'.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current oben, nach oben 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I Liebe this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big Fan of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this Liste actually....

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Chuck Norris jokes

posted by lloonny

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a herz attack. His herz isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first Du don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on feuer with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....