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posted by nmdis
[Verse 1]
I'm losing myself
Trying to compete
With everyone else
Instead of just being me
Don't know where to turn
I've been stuck in this routine
I need to change my ways
Instead of always being weak

[Chorus:]
I don't wanna be afraid
I wanna wake up feeling beautiful..today
And know that I'm okay
Cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways
So Du see, I just wanna believe in me

La la la la la la la la

[Verse 2]
The mirror can lie
Doesn't Zeigen Du what's inside
And it, it can tell Du you're full of life
It's amazing what Du can hide
Just Von putting on a smile

[Chorus]

I'm quickly finding out
I'm not about to break down
Not today
I guess I always knew
That I had all the strength to make it through

[Chorus:]
Not gonna be afraid
I'm going to wake up feeling beautiful..today
And know that I'm okay
Cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways
So Du see, now, now I believe in me

Now I believe in me
posted by canal
 Dave x John
Dave x John
~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are Du okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She sagte a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime Du can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this Artikel I will tell Du about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell Du about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate Du in a good way.

Everything in this Artikel is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to datum facts.

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Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...
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 Awesome
Awesome
Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the oben, nach oben
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT Von U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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 I'm a drama Queen
I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming Zufällig stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever Du want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, oder a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything Du say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger oder Du can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if Du think you'll...
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I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and Zitate and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If Du don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause Du are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. Du think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde oder skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of Süßigkeiten
7. Du can do anything-but not everything
8. Du may be physically...
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 Emmanuel strahl, ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Foto courtesy Obst District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel strahl, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted Von actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted Von Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.If someone at your school oder not at your school is being bullied tell a teacher oder someone else dont wait until it gets out of hand.

2.if someone is bullying someone else tell the bully to stop it but not in a way that gets Du a schlagen, punsch in the face.

3.if Du know someone who is depressed oder is always Von themselves go talk to them oder do something that would make there Tag not just because its a nice thing to do but because it could change there life in ways Du wouldn't understand.

4.If a person is consantly being annoying to others Von teasing them about who there going out with oder teasing them...
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posted by JustinDrew_B
[Intro]
Rack rack city hündin [repeat]
Mugga on the beat

[Verse 1]
Rack city hündin Rack Rack city bitch
Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch
100 deep V.I.P. no guest list
T-Raw Du don't know who Du fucking wit?
Got my other hündin fucking wit my other bitch
Fucking all night nigga we ain't celibate
Make it sound too dope I ain't selling it
Bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint
Gold leather man last king killing shit
Young money young money yeah we getting rich
Get ya grandma on my dick (ha ha)
Girl Du know what it is

[Hook x2]
Rack city hündin Rack Rack city hündin [x3]
Ten ten ten twenties and them...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a Fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a Fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
posted by ShiningsTar542
Take a look at the singers, movie stars and athletes on the annual Liste of the Best-Paid Berühmtheiten Under 30 from Forbes.com.

The youngest star, sterne on the Liste is Justin Bieber. He ranks Sekunde on the Liste with $53 million in earnings over the past 12 months. That money, plus his incredible fame, helped him debut in third place on the annual Celebrity 100 list, which measures wealth and fame. :3

Lady Gaga, who ranks first on the list, grossed $170 million from 137 shows in 22 countries. May 2010 and May 2011 (before her latest album, Born This Way, dropped) she sold an estimated 15 million albums...
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posted by yukikiyruu
How To Know If a Girl Likes Du – Clichés

Here are some of the signs that have been popularized over the years as ‘ surefire ways to know whether a girl likes you’. Some of these might seem a bit silly, although people claim to these to work; I personally think these are not applicable to every girl that Du meet. Making inferences about a girl’s feelings merely Von the way she looks at Du oder Von the ways she flutters her eyes might seem very romantic and mushy, just like they Zeigen it in the movies, but again, if only things shown in the romantic chick flicks would come true, life would’ve...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Dear Twilight fans,
Edward is a FAIRY.
Sincerely, Logic
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Dear push down and twist medicine bottles,
Not every one can multitask.
Sincerely, I.need.my.meds.
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Dear teacher,
Why didn't I go to the bathroom during lunch?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO THEN!
Sincerely, Annoyed Student
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Dear iPod,
You fought bravely. But stay out of the laundry Weiter time.
Sincerely, Washing Machine
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Dear Parents,
I'm starting to realize that when Du send me to my room after...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her Home because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All Tag long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway Du never take, oder teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see Du crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person oder kindly...
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posted by Jeffersonian
Of 8th grade through College 'student reports':


Ancient Egypt was inhabited Von mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apfel, apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened brot which is brot made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments....
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posted by Jeffersonian
These are purported to be actual test Antwort from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes Von which water can be made safe, sicher to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe, sicher to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded Von sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If Du are buying a house,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.

3) Improvise Italian operas.

4) Gossip about someone to their face.

5) Answer every Frage with a question.

6) Repeat yourself constantly.

7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Cool Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Change what Du repeat every now and then.

12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

13) Change what Du repeat every now and then.

14) Talk...
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