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pfannkuchen can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

Maple syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a baum sap, that comes from the ahorn tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for pfannkuchen were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the Jahr 1994,...
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posted by australia-101
100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that Du are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the Weiter Zufällig thing no matter how ridiculous oder stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them Du can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with...
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posted by sideshowbobbart
This short insight as the main aim takes one particular social group – fangirls. Scientists argued (and still do) many times whether distinguishing aforementioned group from the rest of society is valid oder not, but one brilliant researcher pointed out that even sociopaths are being classified as separated group, so why not fangirls. This small research is written in his memory, because the group, he spent his entire life researching on, got him into their hands and now his relics are unable to be traced Von Interpol. But probably are worshipped somewhere. Along with the part of his shoelace....
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posted by YoYoLover4Ever
All those that signed up just come here!!!

The scene starts with Yoyo walking the park; bored out of his fricking mind; a set-up for a party behind him as he looks down at the dog at his feet.

"Where the Hell is everyone...?" he mutters to himself as he kicks the dog in front of him. "I thought there was gonna be a party..." Yoyo sighs and kicks the dog again so hard; the dog turns around and bites his ass. Yoyo; out of frustration; kicked the dog powerfully.

The dog yelps and runs away; leaving Yoyo all alone to his boredom again. "Fuck...WHERE IS EVERYONE!" Yoyo finally cries out; and then decides to break into the local liquor store and steals some drinks for the party.
1. When they're using an ATM machine, look at them with binoculars, then when they've finished go up to them and say "I didn't quite see the last two numbers. What were they?"

2. When Du see a dog out on a walk, get on all fours and start barking and growling.

3. Choose a Zufällig person in the straße and go up and propose to them. With one of those haribo gelee rings.

4. Go into a computer Shop and ask for a flux-capictor.Or whatever it was in BackToTheFuture.

5. In the middle of the straße break out into a really active OTT dance.Do windmills and shake your hair about and do a worm etc.

6. Go out to the grocery store with legwarmers on every available part of your body. Ask them if they sell gloves.

7. Buy some face paints and paint your whole face blue then run outside screaming.

8. Break out into song really loud in a really public place, like they do in musicals.

9. Buy loads of fake rubber lizards and stick them all over your clothes. Walk about everywhere.
1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee Von soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your Friends face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say Du have a ghost clock until Du get tired oder pass out.
10. make Zufällig Kommentare to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of Zufällig fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say Du want breakfast.
19. eat Schokolade cake until Du go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!
posted by emilyroxx
Okay, so everyone probably knows that Google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching Von picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a Zufällig letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:


First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do Du mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there Tiger in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a baum and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If Du feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can Du feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me Liebe you
everyday
So long Du let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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posted by CullenProperty
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal; The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair & now... the wax.

Read on...

My night began as any other normal weeknight; Came home, fixed dinner, play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the Weiter few hours; 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet...' So, I head to the site of my demise; The Bathroom.

It was one of those 'Cold Wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, Du just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm & Du peel them...
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Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if Du think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A zitrone is lying on the oben, nach oben step, and Du are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. Sekunden later Du land on your ass, and Weiter Du are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A zitrone is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the zitrone that was created Von your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the zitrone into her...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou transporter, van je!

16. English -- I Liebe you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first Artikel I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 Jahr old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If Du met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know Du don't hit when Du don't get what Du want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's Mehr but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what Du think in Kommentare please:)
posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For Von him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones oder powers oder rulers oder authorities;
all things were created Von him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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posted by SilentForce
A very sad event has happened today.Lefteris Theodosios Notaras(why must his name be so long?) has died heroically while protecting a hot blonde girl with huge tits from demonic forces.
He was a lot of things:The meme god,the waifu overlord,the martial artist,the chivalrous pervert but above all a good fellow that will be missed forever
REST IN spaghetti NEVER FORGETTI

'Now lets all sing this song in honour of him like he would want us to do.*Breathes deeply*:
''I'm like yo
They took my long Lost bro Lefteris
Like no
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Lefteris! Are Du okay Lefteris?"
No he was dead
You took...
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posted by BlueDopamine
Hi, Fanpopers!

Those who are too afraid to dream, never change anything. Those who have the courage to dream are outcasts of society, responsible for the progress of mankind and civilization, operating from under the shadows of distrust and disrespect.

Dreamers see the world in a different light. They have seen the truth of light, and the ultimate reality of our universe, and in time have become candles that imitate the true light of existence. These candles have always been the brightness in the darkest days of our history on this planet. They dream, they work, they inspire.

But their lives are...
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posted by kingcesar67
Blessed be thy night in this valiant kingdom.
Twas the last night in November,
Almost to December.
A noble Knight of Camelot rode due East on the back of his steed,
Suddenly, a dwarf called out to the Knight, "Read!"
The dwarf was pointing directly towards a sign that said, "Cliff"
The noble Knight turned to her and bowed, "If it weren't for thou, I'd be adrift."
"You're welcome!" Called out the dwarf. "Just be careful of the Dragon, Kiilamush. He spits acidic venom!"
The Knight smiled brightly, "I thank thee. Dost thou know where I can find a blacksmith?" Asked the Knight.
"Thou must venture Northwest through the Swamp of Screams!"
"Thou art very helpful! Willst thou Mitmachen me on my valiant quest?"
The dwarf jumped up and down eagerly. "Yes! Yes!"


( Part Two coming soon)
#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: Du know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS Liebe YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN Du DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Langley Virginia, CIA Headquarters.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a laptop*
Ted: *Walks into the room* Hello Johnny. What are Du up to?
Johnny: Something I did with Commander Kane once. I got a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia Von typing in a ten digit code, and now I want to see what else I can get.
Ted: This oughta be interesting.
Johnny: *Typing in the numbers* 7250589605. Let's check it out.
Ted: *Watching Johnny walk from the laptop*

In the parking garage, Johnny was ready with his watch.

Johnny: *Looks at his watch* 69DC.
Ted: DC? Du got a Dodge Coronet.
Johnny: Oh hell yeah. *Runs as he selects...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards Von an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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