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So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach Du what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF Du HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if Du have no life, Du know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if Du do it, you'll have a life. And if Du have a life, then Du wouldn't...
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#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE Du AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let Du go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, Du and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck Du for being interested in things, Du stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, Du guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do Du want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings Du want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this Artikel even remotely seriously, then Du probably aren't as smart as Du think Du are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, Du need to think of a good title. Y'know,...
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 Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
First off, this is NOT an Artikel I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of Du who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player Von the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, oder added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A Tag In The Life Of A Fanpop User


(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in Mehr articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is...
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posted by TheMagicLoki
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new schildkröte sandwich this week. But I am Schreiben this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.

1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought Mehr about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between Filme and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch Filme far Mehr often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.

I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city Du might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make Mehr time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude Kommentare to yourself. I hope Du like it and please tell me what Du think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. Liebe him oder hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, Liebe this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I Liebe Liebe Liebe this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in Liebe with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like Du see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper oder self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are bitter but the Obst is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which Du can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming oder seem polite. oder he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, oder worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear Mehr of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? oder simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
posted by Canada24
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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
Page 2
Today I tried to plant a blume in the yard. I tried to plant it Von the Sandbox, but Lisa sagte that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for Zeigen and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa sagte people came to the porch and...
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posted by deathding
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the amazonas, amazon River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every Tag of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy oder grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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(I made this around two years Vor and never finished it so..... HERE Du GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, tausendfüßler and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed Von Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I Liebe this show, but it become less and less beliebt after Charlie left. And the producers...
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I wanted to include some of my Favorit disturbing events in history. This is only a brief overview of the events, I encourage Du to go research them yourselves. I intentionally included a lot of the lesser known events in history.

0, Ant-walking alligator people of Hiroshima
I know this is an old Artikel that probably no one goes to anymore, but I have something I need to take off my mind. I am a little hard to disturb when it comes to military history, but this... I've been struggling with it all morning. I'll just say this, don't look it up, don't look for the pictures, save yourself the...
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posted by slenderman777
Item #: SCP-509

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B are both to be contained on-site, due to their immobility. Each is to be cordoned off, and any members of the public turned away. Outside of research and maintenance purposes, no humans oder pigs, living oder dead, are to be allowed into either structure. Personnel may safely enter and leave SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B within four Minuten of activation and while inactive.

After testing, any living humans recovered from SCP-509-B are to be trained as Level 0 personnel and assigned to minimal security positions. Personnel...
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posted by chrystea
Du will need an object(you can carry),a yellow oder white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a Minute then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take Du on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And Du often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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posted by Directioner3300
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Friends oder anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one Tag he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they sagte goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The Weiter Tag Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset oder lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End