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posted by deathding
Lives. What do Du think of them? Have Du ever found true happiness? Did Du ever lose something valuable to you? Is there something constantly saying to Du on your mind, "Please Don't Happen!"
Well, those all make your emotions deep. It's actually pretty obvious, when somebody steals the last cookie from the cookie jar, Du get mad. Not on a personal level but anger gets induced into you.
Now, you're probably Lesen this and wondering what the hell I'm talking about. Well, my life.
I am not going to complain that it sucks and everything is so boring and nobody has a soul, but there are just...
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posted by a11-swift
i made sandwiches last night… but after clearing up.. the start of a horrible night begins…

i went outside of my house to clear the trash and suddenly had a traumatic tummy ache… the pain was so bad that i stopped whatever i did and went to the toilet.. in the process.. my nose and throat ( both on the inside ) suddenly got very very itchy and irritated…. suddenly my eyes start to swell.. i can feel my eyes going smaller and smaller… i was still in the process of you-know-what…. all of a sudden my nose started filling up with mucus and my throat with phlegm… i cant breathe.. i...
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posted by thetankmoment
 Cutie the Fennec fuchs
Cutie the Fennec Fox
I had a weird dream one of these nights. It was epic, too. So epic I had to make an Artikel of it. Mark my words: IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. Anyway. So I was Dixie from fuchs and the hound 2. G3 pinkie pie was there. She was transformed from G4 pinkie. She was telling us to complete these trials, because Cutie, my stuffed Fennec fox, told us the world was ending. First were these crabs. Blue one=easy, orange ones=medium, and Black ones=hard. Either I had to defeat 3 orange ones, oder my friend had to defeat 5 blue ones. My friend defeated 5 blue ones. It went on like that, until we saved the world! YAY!
 This pic of the dream
This pic of the dream
I know a lot of people hate/dislike characters from a lot of things. Tv shows,anime,video games and so on. But! If there is one reason that they use that annoys me is the fact that they "get in the way" of a certain couple oder pairing. (Crackshipping oder Fanon pairing are included in this.)

You DO NOT hate a character oder anyone in real life for "getting in the way" of people Du want to get together. It's annoying and quite frankly mean.

For example,Juvia from Fairy Tail gets hated on for a couple of reasons. One of them being that she gets in the way of GRAYLU. Here's the thing. GrayLu isn't...
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posted by XalyssaXpappinX
Me: can u help me teacher

Teacher: follow the procedures ...

Me: nigga help me why do u get paid to come here as a teacher if im still confused about where "A" goes in the alphabet. Shit.

Raise ur hand in class. Nigga please why do u get and u dont do ur job . Damn they otta pay me for asking questions.

I make ur pay check u should thank me at the week .

Do ur job!!!!!!!

( excuse my french)

For any teachers Lesen im sorry not to u in particularly

immm done complaining sooo now i have to pee .
posted by fufe123
Two girls are inside one of there room.
CHARLIE: "Chloe wanna hear a joke?"
CHLOE: "Um sure char char"
CHARLIE: "Okay why did Sally fall off the swing?"
CHLOE: " because she was pushed off?"
CHARLIE: "haha no she had no arms" CHARLIE laughs
CHLOE: " that's horrible! That's not funny!"
CHARLIE: " knock knock"
CHLOE: "um who's there?"
CHLOE: your an horrible person Du know that right!"
Chloe leaves charlie who is laughing like it's no tomorrow little did miss charlie know Sally was waiting for her at the door. She can't knock because she still has no arms.
posted by MineTurtle5
Pre-article note: This isn't mine. I found it in a copy of The Word For Today, and I thought that it would be good to re-post.

There's a story about a teacher who, to honour her students, gave each a ribbon that stated, 'Who I am makes a difference,' and asked them to pass it along to someone who'd made a difference in their lives. One kid gave his to a young executive who helped him plan his career. He in turn gave it to his boss, who was hard to get along with. He told him how much he'd been influenced Von his creativity, and asked him to give the ribbon to somebody he admired. That night the...
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I'm bored so this Artikel is Zufällig anyways...

1. Like- it makes Du seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- Du have to have Mehr words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane oder out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what Du call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, Du have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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posted by BenderIsGreat34
Narrator: Du are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, oder some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

Last Man: [Walks into library]

Narrator: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.

Last Man: Finally, solitude. I can read Bücher for all eternity! [drops his glasses] It's not fair, it's not fair! [calms down] Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] [hysterical]...
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Du can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But Du wouldn't tell no one
Your Favorit if Du could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes Du would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a feuer without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because Liebe is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where Du look Du can find it
Try to run but...
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posted by dooodle
Pick the Monat Du were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

Pick the Tag Du were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
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posted by fiestagirl12345
This is about a 12 Jahr old girl named. Taitlen shae Hughes it's a true story. She sagte I wanted to make a difference in the world. She wanted to fight against bullying. She got bullied to. One Tag she had the worst head ache she old her mom so she went to bed. She fell into deep ac Oma. She died from a brain hemerage. She was a Oregon doner so she saved 4 people's life's. now taitlen shae Hughes is inspiring to a lot of people,

R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th

If Du want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and Du will see a lot if inspiring stories.
posted by TitaniumBlack
No matter how bad Du have it
I will always have it worse
That was once sagte to me
When I think about it
That’s a good thing
Why would someone want to have it worse
Why would someone want to be sad?
These days people brag about being depressed
They put labels on it
“Emo” that’s what they call it
No matter how bad Du have it
I’ll always have it worse
Why would someone brag about being
Why is depression
Considered an accomplishment
People need to get things set straight
Depression is not fun
Depression is horrible
Depression has eaten me alive
Depression has ruined my life
“Emo” that’s what they call it
No matter how bad Du have it
I’ll always have it worse
Why would anyone want to be depressed?
It sickens me
How people just walk around
Pretending to feel sad
Just for a lable
I’ll trade with you
My depression for your happiness
Really depressed people
turn our live’s into acts
Don’t pretend
Because it isn’t funny.
It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want Du to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather Du not be so sincere

How cold could Du be
What would Du do if Du were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my herz it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, Liebe is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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posted by RayRaycutie
Hey guys its yo girl RayRaycutie!!!!!!! :P n im sick...
thats rite

the famous crazy arsch girl iz sick


here's the story!!!

my cuzin/friend Jatlin (luv lots) was talkn at lunch

rite in front of the monitor

and she wrote him up

and called him stupid


and i was laughng so hard

i choked

and threw up

and cried

yeah i did

and word got around fast

im never going to here the end of it

but still


i feel lik its a hangover!!!!


i want food

but i cnt get up

no energy 2 walk

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posted by canal
My breathing was heavy and I couldn't help but think what's going to happen next. "Aliya I have to talk to you" Jonathan sagte nodding at a pile of rocks. When Lee finally stepped onto the ground it started raining hard. "What is it Jonathan" I ask innocently. He grins a little at the thought of something and I knew it was about me. "Do Du know what he did to you" Jonathan finally asked after many Minuten of silence. "Who the old man?" I sagte sitting on a big rock. He let out a breathy laugh " old? I thought twenty's were quite young."
My eyes widened "wow." Jonathan sat beside means grabbed...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like Du just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the Essen in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a Frage nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... LOL twss

1. Are Du single?

2. Are Du happy about that?

3. Are Du bored?

4. Are Du sad?

5. Are Du Italian?

6. Are Du pregnant?

8. Are Du cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are Du Irish?

10. Are your parents still married?

1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:

9. Favorit color:
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posted by holly-cow-noooo
Age of six
He loved her so
And everyday
He'd let her know

"I Liebe Du Grace"
He'd say each day
She'd just laugh
And run away

Till one day
She turned around
And sat with him
On the playground

"I'm sorry Chris
I don't Liebe you
You'll find someone else
Who loves Du too"

Highschool came
They met again
They laughed about
The things back then

They began to date
And fell in love
He got the girl
That he'd dreamed of

But when college came
Everything changed
They were far apart
With lives rearranged

"We'll be fine Grace"
But she had doubt
She turned and said
"It won't work out"

"I'm sorry Chris
I can't Liebe you
You'll find someone else...
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kabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Four: Minnie
    Hi, I’m Minnie Ellen James Buchanan. I live with my boyfriend Sam’s parents, Ashley and Kurt. My parents (R.I.P), Nancy and Chris died 6 months Vor in a horrible car accident. My little siblings, Marilyn and Jassen were sent to our godparents, Ian and Lea. I was old enough, that I wanted to be with my boyfriend. They welcomed me in with wide arms, but every time I have a school thing our something, they insist I talk to Ian and Lea about it, because they are just “the housing parents”. I treat them like my parents...
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