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posted by Windwakerguy430
Already, everyone, I’m gonna level with you. I haven’t been out of my house in three weeks. I haven’t seen the son, I only leave my room to eat oder use the bathroom, and I’ve been glued to my chair for so long that it has left a permanent mark of my ass. And why is it that I have been in such a horrid state? Because I’ve been playing nothing but Slime Rancher.



Where do I even begin to talk about a game such as this. This is a game that feels so well crafted and so perfectly made that Du can feel the developers Liebe and care in it. They make Updates frequently for the game and...
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The one thing missing in Snow White and the seven dwarfs is any communication between Snow White and the Evil Queen . Unlike in Disney's Aschenputtel and Rapunzel – Neu verföhnt all of whom are step mum verses step daughter. Two different people Snow White kind, happy and a giving person, whilst the Queen is a harsh, mean and only cares for herself.

In Mirror Mirror there is a brilliant Wird angezeigt of this in one of the first scenes.

So Snow White is 18 today. She is sad, lonely and bored in her bedroom, a bird pops in and so Snow White feeds it, then she hears a fanfare coming from downstairs. Snow gets excited...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first Tag of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first Tag of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little pony Fan fiction. If Du do not like colorful Pferde with the ability to speak, run for your life.



Song: link
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten Mehr popular.

Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966

Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*

Song (Start at 0:57): link

Guy: *Walks...
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are Du busy?" oder "Are Du doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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1. Go outside, and if Du see someone, take the Zufällig person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic Küssen scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger sitz of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Hunde only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Singen in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When Du walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a kühler that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up Liste is on my schreibtisch for the part Du would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up Liste on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, Du can KISS my arsch too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the Tag i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to Du does not matter to me

-When your up, your Friends know who Du are.
When you're down, Du know who your Friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab Du in the throat with...the messer Du left in my back.

-I was the one who sagte things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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1)"Why, do Du find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Liebe the Sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Du actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at Du trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can KISS a guy* a bird can KISS a butterfly* the rising sun can KISS the grass* but Du my friend!! yes you!! Du CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If Du didn't have feet Du wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do Du wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for Du %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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1. Do Du like pie?

2. Are you, oder have Du ever been a squirrel?

3. Are Du afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are Du a people person oder a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have Du ever wondered what it would be like if Du were an apple?

7. Have Du ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can Du get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have Du ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have Du ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do Du have a sword handy?

14. Do Du like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off Du aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so Du aren't the one stressed on birth control , Du do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 Minuten tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell Du at what Stunde to be Home when Du in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than Home as a teenager cause your parents...
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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as Du walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Du for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 Minuten stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a Liebe scene, reach over in front of Du and cover a Zufällig person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your sitz and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person Weiter to Du and say, “you never know”....
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posted by McDreamyluva
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' Von Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor sagte we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The Tag Du left, I swore I'd never talk to Du again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always Du who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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My Sekunde Hetalia Artikel since all of Du who Kommentiert on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope Du like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome Du are

4. Run up to Zufällig people and insist they marry Du in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a Zufällig time switch to acting...
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posted by spunkyonyx
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores Du after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her herz with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every Minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to...
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just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped Von terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds stahl, stola it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stahl, stola it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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posted by Famegurl754
Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know...
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These are my oben, nach oben 15 LEAST Favorit Berühmtheiten and just like with my oben, nach oben 15 Favorit Berühmtheiten Liste I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell Du how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to Zeigen that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a Liste like this pretty much just sagte they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my Liste and please keep in mind this is just my...
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