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The best mistake we ever made-Chapter One: Truth

posted by moolah

The best mistake We ever made
Earth Tag 2011
By: moolah
Chapter One: Truth
Kaylynn looked over at her boyfriend, Beck. She’d just dropped a huge bombshell. She was pregnant. They were teenagers. They’d only been together for about 6 months. And had fallen in love. They’d had sex…and she went to the doctor because she had the “flu”. She’d found out, that it wasn’t the flu, she made him his Favorit meal-Mashed Potatoes and mais soße and a steak with thick soße over it as well. Oh, and an apfel, apple Pie with his Favorit ice cream, Nutshell erdnuss butter. Then,...

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Lovely Guter ratte

posted by RoCkInGAnGeLxX

Health:
Drink plenty of water.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and abendessen like a beggar.

Eat Mehr foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less Essen that is manufactured in plants.

Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy

Play Mehr games.

Read Mehr Bücher than Du did in 2010.

Sit in silence for at least 10 Minuten each day.

Sleep for 7 hours.

Take a 10-30 Minuten walk daily. And while Du walk, smile.

Personality:
Don’t compare your life to others. Du have no idea what their journey is all about
.
Don’t have negative thoughts oder things Du cannot control. Instead invest...

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interseting facts about girls

posted by yukikiyruu

Observation:

Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your hemd, shirt which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that Du would get caught within the first couple of minutes.

Care:

Guys try their best to be caring but come on... they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care Mehr than what Du want them to and...

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Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College...

posted by iluvsmj

Are Du saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are Du again?
Mom, Du too can be saved.
I need Mehr money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have Du ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.....

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Obnoxious Things to Do in The Pool

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Stand on oben, nach oben of the high board and say Du won't come down until your demands are met.

•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because Du have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend Du can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise...

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Hey World! I Have A Challenge For You!

posted by tdafan121

I know I've been going on about this a lot lately, but I want to challenge every single one of Du to try and start a chain reaction of kindness. I've recently had a Rachel's Challenge assembly at my school. We have one every few years. But this time, we had new material that really inspired me to begin my own chain reaction. Rachel's Challenge involves five challenges:
1. Look for the best in people
2. Dream big
3. Choose positive influences
4. Speak with kindness
5. Start your own chain reaction

Accepting and achieving these challenges isn't a hard thing to do if Du really decide to try. Showing...

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Zufällig Facts!

posted by jeniffer2200

If Du have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, Du have $1.19. Du also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest Zufällig speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...

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What They Say vs. What They Mean

posted by smileypop9

Found this on www.funny.com. That site has so much funny stuff...lol

Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious Von now.
Do what Du want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want Du to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, Du moron!
You're so manly = Du need a shave and Du sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all Du ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This küche is so inconvenient...

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my life

posted by CUTEDXC

this is a true story about my life
(cj is my crush kara grace chloe ra'janir and rockstar23456 are my friends)

kara-ok amber (amber is me CUTEDXC)dont get mad at me but CJ sent me a Süßigkeiten gram

me-WHAT!?!?!?! :o

grace-oh crap...HEY HOLD AMBER BACK

me-*start to chase kara while ra'janir and grace hold me back*

LATER

grace-why did u sent kara a Süßigkeiten gram?

cj-cuz i like her

grace-*comes and tells me* umm...amber cj likes kara

me-...*drops books*...WHAT!?!?!?!?!

LATER me chloe grace and rockstar23455 are walking up the stairs

chloe-OK CJ DOES NOT LIKE KARA

cj is behind her when she sagte that

me-omg *runs...

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i think

posted by shutyourface

i think

that schaf, schafe are the best animal in the world
and
banane are the best Obst
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a schaf, schafe should eat a banane what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i Liebe clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"

i think

Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever

i mean ever

happened to the Musik business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the Musik business
and
schaf, schafe should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth

SO WRITE A Kommentar AND BECOME A Fan OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A Kommentar

YA GET ME???!!!

:)

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A Zufällig Story

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Gwen ran through the park. Her closet friend Annie had been kidnapped Von the pizza Monster. She heard a scream in the distance. It was Annie's scream the same scream she heard that Tag they went to rider roller coasters at a local theme park. Suddenly Gwen heard giggling. The giggling belonged to one Annie Armstrong, the funniest person she knows and the best at drawing beavers during social studies. Annie was lying on the ground with a park bench lying on oben, nach oben of her.
"Annie! Are Du okay?" Gwen asked. "Don't worry Kathy, I'm as flippy as the Weiter hamburger!" Annie called out. "what?" "How...

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50 oben, nach oben randomest Sentences (And yes i got it from the person who made 100 oben, nach oben words)

posted by RiverIce

100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: apfel, apple pie... oder Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...

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if your Boyfriend is like this, then so god help you.

posted by KatiiCullen94

starting from a text from me
july 13, 3.02 pm
[i] Hey how was school"

3.03pm
Gay, yours?"

3.16om
"haha, yeah same"

3.22pm
"Since Du carnt do webcam, Du send me a pic;)"

3.22pm
"say that again and your gone"

3.23pm
"send me a pic"

3.48pm
"Fuck off, no respect for me"

3.50pm
"your just to serious"

3.52pm
No, i just have respect for myself, Du need to get that i dont live the please you. I dont appricate Du asking that of me."

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mat'e says:
sook
Katii xD says:
fuck off. alright ive had enought of Du treating...

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0 to 200 in 6 Sekunden

posted by karpach_14

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 Sekunden AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The Weiter morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, gewand and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Zufällig

posted by Midnight__Sun

Why is it that when someone tells Du that there are over a billion stars in the universe, Du believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, Du have to touch it to make sure?

In case Du needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

2. On a bag of Fritos -- Du could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

3. On some Swanson Frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:...

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Things Du should NEVER say to a cop

posted by carsfan

1) I can't reach my license unless Du hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't Du the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, Du must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are Du Andy oder Barney?

6) I thought Du had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do Du know why Du pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11)...

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LITTLE TONY

posted by Wendy99

LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and Du shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a Frage for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The Sekunde is gobbling down the oben, nach oben and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the oben, nach oben of the ice cream....

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIA! Great Britain VS France

posted by SheWolf11

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! Du call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! Du DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All Du are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has Mehr dick! I have an army of Red Coats! Du have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...

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Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument

posted by iluvsmj

Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing Du naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't Du have some laundry to do oder something?
Du are so cute when Du get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a Minute - I get it. What time of the Monat is it?
Du sure Du don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of hündin flakes this morning!
Who are Du kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

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Annoying things to do! :)

posted by EminemAddict09

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Du "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for Zufällig times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...