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posted by darktheheghog

one Tag three girls were walking around the Sekunde hand Shop the girl with the black hair was name Tina the girl with the very dark brown hair name was Jenni and the girl with the red hair was name Peter they are the bestest Friends they always help each other out and they would always have each others back then Tina went to one part of the aisle in the Sekunde hand Shop and saw a cute looking Teddy bär she picked the Teddy bär up from the self and ran over to Peter and Jenni "hey girls look at what i found" Tina sagte as she held up the teddy bär "awwww Tina it looks so cute" Jenni sagte while...

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i dare u

posted by itchygum

I dare u to... go on a diet for the sake of mankind... shut up... get a life... attempt to define the word "word"... give me 20 bucks intrest free... save a brother... put a fork in it... liive to be 40,567... have a panic attack in mcdonalds while ordering a a mcdouble... fall down some stairs... share that pack of pretzels ur crunching on rite now... tell a Catholic priest happy Hanukkah... donate ur mouth to some who will use it less often... Kommentar on this Artikel if it made u laugh... Fan this Artikel if it.made u laugh and if u see any typos (yep, that's gonna make some fans)... and Fan me if I made Du laugh

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Mehr things Du should know about me

posted by EllentheStrange

1.I am bisexual and proud
2.I can do a backbend while playing guitar
3.I am the guitarist and screamer in an all female local deathcore band
4.I am a vegan
5.I am pagan
6.I listen to 456 band and singers
7.My lucky numer is 13 and 666
8.I think Robert Pattinson is hot
9.I have a blood fetish
10.I ate a whole kirsche once
11.I have a dog named Cujo
12.I like pie
13.Pie doesn’t like you
14.I’m right handed,but I punched better with my left
15.Sex grosses me out
16.I want to pet Jade Puget’s hair

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A sad story.

posted by deathding

*Sigh* 14 years of age. And yet, life hasn't gotten too much better. I have a bit Mehr friends, and am getting along with life pretty well, so what's the problem?

Well, it's....These haunting memories of mine. They keep coming back to me, back when I was nothing Mehr than a mere shadow, hiding all alone in the corner of my school.

It started out as a weird dream.... I was standing on a cliff, and there was a short gap between another cliff that I could've jumped over pretty easily, but the gap got larger.

And it was right then and there that I realized, I was alone.

It seemed like the dream wanted...

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40 Zufällig facts that Du probably never knew about!

posted by carsfan

1- The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

2- Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

3- The first known contraceptive was krokodil dung, used Von Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

4- When Du die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

5- It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on oben, nach oben of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

6- The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Jahr - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

7- The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million....

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A Little Work Goes a Long Way!

posted by Bananaaddict

Okay, though Du can't necessarily tell Von the title, this will mostly likely become a mindless rant at some point. It's gonna be about grammar. :D

So, this is "texting language" as I see it. Forever Vor (okay, maybe several years ago), the only texting available on phones was the type...well, I'm not very familiar with phone terminology; let's say the type where Du press the numbered buttons multiple times to get different letters. That's how text speak was born, since people didn't want to waste their precious time typing whole words (God forbid). Why didn't they just call each other, you...

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pass it on

posted by shutyourface

if Du r Lesen this i am forcing u to pass this message on because it may save the life of many people & if u don't pass it on ..... Du will be the one to blame for destoying the earth....it starts like this..............

i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nerves, get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves, and this is how it goes.. ohhh
i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nurves,get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves,and this is how it goes... ohhhhhh...
Du get the picture
add me as your friend and pass it on

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A Zufällig walk in the park...

posted by ase

Bob: Hello there!
Joe: Oh! How do Du do!
Bob: Now then... who are you?
Joe: Well they call me Psycho Joe.
Bob: Why do they call Du that?
Joe: I don't know now lay off the sassy back talk!
Bob: Ok! Ok!
(Silence for a while)
Bob: Who's....(looks around and whispers)...they...
Joe: I sagte STOP!!!!!!!
Bob: Oh yea... sorry.
(More silence)
Bob: Who are Du again?

In dedication to Bob B. Bob... R.I.P.
Bet Du can't guess HER middle name!!!
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being ugly

posted by orangeturnip

things that make you...

being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly Du become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way Du look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww oder not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have Du become?

im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one Zufällig act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

Liebe yourself
Liebe the world
spread some joy

Liebe peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who Du are.
dont let the world change you

thank Du for taking the time to read ... this came from my herz and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3

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MY FLUFFAAAY KITTY!

posted by girsmurf22

random

i am petting my kitty.

my kitty is soft and FLUFFAHH!!!!!

oh crap my cat just scratched me.

i'm suffering in pain.

now i'm screaming.

now i'm in the hospital.

now i'm dying.

NOW I'M DEAD.

and thinking about my FLUFFAAAAAAYYYYY KITTY.

AND NOW............huh,i don't know what i'm doing.

THE END...................................................but not for
MY KITTY...................

i'm gonna whoop your ass

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Things to do when ur bored!!!!!

posted by jodith

I know i get bored ALOT lol...so r some ppl...so here is sometings Du can do whenever u feel like REALLY bored...

P.S:somethings i've write just 4 fun..

ok so:
1. Wax the ceiling.
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet. LOL=D
4. Sharpen your teeth.
5.Braid your Hunde hair.
6.Wash a tree.
7.Scare Steven King.
8.Give your cat a mohawk.
9.Whine.
10.Play Pat Boone records backwards.
11.Dress like your Favorit Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
12.Play with matches.
13.Buff your cat.
14.Learn Greek.
15.Change your...

In-Indie - Awesome erbse

posted by Windwakerguy430

When I was a little kid, I grew up with a Gameboy along with a few games for it. One of those games was Kirby’s Dream Land for the original Gameboy Color. It was a short game that Du could beat in thirty minutes, but it was so much fun to play. I loved every Sekunde of it as a kid, from the amazing Gameboy graphics to the music. I bring this up because today is an indie game that perfectly captures the feeling of those classic Gameboy games, known as Awesome Pea.

Awesome erbse follows the adventures of a little Pea, who is extremely greedy. All he wants is coins, and he’ll travel across...

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Back Around

posted by nmdis

"Back Around"

What did I do to deserve this?
Tell me the truth and don't lie
You're pretty good at that but, no not this time
Du walk around like Du run the world,
Running your mouth, and talking about me now,
They think that you're the perfect girl,
There gonna see everything so get back

[Chorus:]
It's gonna come back around
Du know that this town is just too small and I'm too tall to take this again
You're just too adverse but I got news
Du know you're just gonna lose
Everything and everyone that mean so much to you.

I'm feeling bad for,
Du are alone and nobody cares that Du are
One look...

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I made a story

posted by Supergirl14

The Plan
I looked in the cracked mirror, Sad and lonley...Well not lonley, I did have my circus preformers(or slaves as I was taught to call them)But most of them thougt I was a freak! I know they woun't dare say that to my face, but I hear them,"I hate her so much,"and,"she is such a freak!"(I hate when pepole call me that!)
What did I do wrong?I gave them everything they needed,and made sure they were perfect.They work three hours a day, how hard is that, I work non-stop.
I always try to make sure I'm perfect in every way,but there is always something wrong in my routine.I always try to make...

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MUSIC.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Ok, I'm bored, so I think I'll talk about the thing we all Liebe - music.

What is music? Musik is the most addictive drug you'll ever come across. It's the one thing that will go on living, that anyone can learn to love. There will be a peice of Musik to suit everyone, Du can always find a song to relate to, no matter how you're feeling. When making music, you're creating a monster, a monster that will make people dance, sing, be happy. It's the most powerful monster of all.

Each good songwriter and composer has the ability to express emotions and feelings through lyrics and notes, and make other...

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100 Best Things to Do

posted by australia-101

100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that Du are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the Weiter Zufällig thing no matter how ridiculous oder stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them Du can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with...

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Misconceptions about indigenous peoples

posted by Inner_Rage

I decided to write an Artikel because some Kürzlich news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an Artikel about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to Zeigen everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If Du Kommentar on something Du believe is true, then...

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13 Differences Between Women and Men

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. NAMES:

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women...

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OMG!! Newly invented light night wear skirt.

posted by Stalag

One can even wear it in daytime the light effect will automatically disappear and in the night blooming parties one can even look stunning unique amazing colourful gorgeous Von wearing this new look.

One of the most amazing things about LEDs is that they give Du endless options when it comes to color and lighting effects. Adding lights to an ordinary piece of clothing lends that kleidungsstück transformative, chameleon-like powers.

In designing this Day-to-Night Light rock Girls wanted to find a simple way to use LEDs to create something that could go from a normal piece of clothing to a festive Zeigen stopper at the touch of a button.

Von using a pre-programmed LED chip from Cool Neon that can be controlled Von remote, A girl can easily avoided the need for arduino coding, making this project quite a simple one.

Girls can also used a new kind of LED strip that just became available: fully addressable rgb side emitting led strip.

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NEVER PUT UR ANIMAL UP AS "FREE TO A GOOD HOME!"

posted by zutaradragon

Accused pet torturer and killer, Jeffrey Nally Jr., appeared in Hancock County Court on Monday., January 20th . Nally’s court appearances have been delayed numerous times over the past year; most recently because he requested a psychiatric evaluation.

That tactic backfired, as the evaluation found him competent to stand trial on 29 counts of felony animal cruelty, one count of domestic battery and one count of kidnapping. If he is convicted, each count of animal cruelty could bring a 1-5 Jahr sentence.

According to Hancock County Prosecutor James Davis, Nally was offered a plea deal that would...