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posted by karpach_13
Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that Du have to go to the bathroom. Wait a Minute oder so and tell everyone that Du feel better now.

2. Applaud.

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4. Sing along with the backround music.

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore.

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if Du are sitting in the front.

8. Make shadow puppets.

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

10. Walk around behind the screen....
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posted by awesomebrowny
There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One Tag brother Billy saw sister Lily's waffeln just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who stahl, stola brother Joe's waffeln the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's waffeln and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the waffeln he closed the door and sagte "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by smileyfaceddude
Like the Titel says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Friends sagte that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)

:) :) :) :)
Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to Anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley Du remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.


Haley:Alex Du remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did Du get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have Du know I invited my...
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Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do Du see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet oder any other small room with only one way in oder out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before Du get eaten.

Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a safe, sicher bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be...
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1. Bye them a Twilight T-shirt.

2. Constently yell "Team Edward!" oder "Team Jacob!" (I prefer Team Edward)

3. When Du see a dog say "Oh my Twilight, It's a werewolf!"

4. Relate everything they say to something about Twilight.

5. Constently sing "SEXY VAMPIRE" at the oben, nach oben of your lungs when they're around.

6. When they say "I hate Twilight." start shaking really hard and when they ask Du whats wrong say "I'm about to turn into a werewolf like Jacob."

7. Recite phrases from the Bücher and say them to the Twilight haters.

8. Ask them if they think Rosalie is pretty.

9. Every time they speak reply with...
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posted by Mistyflower
1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school oder any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The popcorn ball

12. A Singen basketball (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
posted by scarlet009
1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands

6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their Favorit cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the strand at midnight.

10. Write Poesie for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when Du mean it and make sure they know Du mean it.

13. Give Zufällig gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl Du ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every Sekunde possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....
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IMPORTANT: some fanpopers may find this disturbing...so if u find it so plzz Kommentar if i get Mehr than 10 negative Kommentare ill Löschen it!!
thnxx........bot rofl its funny

We aren’t mind readers!
We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
When Du sleep over never boss me around in bett unless it is during sex.
Smoking is the biggest turn off.
It never hurts to work out.
If Du don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
“Fine” oder “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
If Du want sex, just ask. (In case Du didn’t already...
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posted by McDreamyluva

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did Du get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been gegeben your share !

HE: Will Du come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make Du very happy
SHE: Why? Are Du leaving?

HE: What would Du say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by 7things
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posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal Favorit of mine) oder a Mehr scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell Du a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe Du can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when Du apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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DO Du wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater Fan then Du might not wanna read this but if Du do and it affends Du then leave a Kommentar and i can tell Du in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned Du so..................


1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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* orange Lavaburst
* pfirsich (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa Lemonade
* erdbeere Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Süßigkeiten apfel, apple cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Obst Pow
* Obst Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* rosa Lemonade
* himbeere Kiwi
* Strawberry
* erdbeere Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C sauer, saure Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry


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posted by Dippicus
President Kennedy was the fastest Zufällig speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are Du there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the
phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

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posted by BellaCullen96
Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people Weiter to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your Friends at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if Du throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down boot in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.

5. Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Du back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...
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posted by breebree446
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding oder happy
:-( depressed oder frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool oder sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...
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