1. Reethi Beach, Maldives
This ladies and gents, is a bioluminescent beach.Yes the water actually does glow at night and that's why I really want to go there. One of the main reasons anyhow. Basically Du have these glowing planktons and such that allow it to happen. Not only do Du have glowing water but in Reethi strand Du get over the water houses to rent. insgesamt Reethi just has gorgeous scenery and an abundance of sea-life.
2. Matira Beach, Bora Bora, French Polynesia
First and foremost temperatures average at 79 degrees so there's always nice weather. For Sekunden the scenery...
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This ladies and gents, is a bioluminescent beach.Yes the water actually does glow at night and that's why I really want to go there. One of the main reasons anyhow. Basically Du have these glowing planktons and such that allow it to happen. Not only do Du have glowing water but in Reethi strand Du get over the water houses to rent. insgesamt Reethi just has gorgeous scenery and an abundance of sea-life.
2. Matira Beach, Bora Bora, French Polynesia
First and foremost temperatures average at 79 degrees so there's always nice weather. For Sekunden the scenery...
when death sits on your shoulder
infecting your herz
the beat of the cursed one
feels no empathy
feels all alone
when hope is on holiday
when Du want your self back
where do Du go
who do Du turn to
who will end your suffering
he sits and waits
o death on my shoulder
i know your after my soul
i know Du just wait
but i'm not sure if Du are playing tricks on me
can Du end my sorrow
oder is it Du who causes my agony
will Du be there when i die
still squeezing and taking all i have
until i'm dust and wind.
infecting your herz
the beat of the cursed one
feels no empathy
feels all alone
when hope is on holiday
when Du want your self back
where do Du go
who do Du turn to
who will end your suffering
he sits and waits
o death on my shoulder
i know your after my soul
i know Du just wait
but i'm not sure if Du are playing tricks on me
can Du end my sorrow
oder is it Du who causes my agony
will Du be there when i die
still squeezing and taking all i have
until i'm dust and wind.
Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her geldbörse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do Du have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known Du were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
The blonde driver looks all around in her geldbörse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do Du have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known Du were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written Von XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.
Dad comes Home drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Jesus on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat Weiter to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of Du won't re-post this.
Du never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If Du deny Jesus in front of your friends, He will deny Du in front of his Father.
Dad comes Home drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Jesus on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat Weiter to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of Du won't re-post this.
Du never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If Du deny Jesus in front of your friends, He will deny Du in front of his Father.
This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed Von this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved Von the twisted turns of the darkness. Tiere will be turned Mehr scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let feuer and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot Einhörner will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and Mitmachen me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car vorwärts-, nach vorn saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If Du are hung like a horse, Du don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
