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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Fiction

Bad Auditions Von Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Schauspielen Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The...

So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of Du may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a Mehr beliebt game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Japan as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created Von Yoko Taro, who created it to make a Mehr grim RPG with no morally just...

So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite Zeigen of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest Cartoons in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my Favorit show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...

#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with Liebe interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated Von Niko, have gegeben him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...

Hi everyone!

It's been a super long time since I published an article, and I thought this would be a good time to update the Liste I gepostet about a Jahr ago.

About the article:

1. I'll just be focusing on faces.

2. I tried my best (the Internet and I both have limitations) to base everything on how people looked before plastic surgery/ makeup. Somebody who looks amazing with all that, but without all that doesn't stand out to me, wouldn't cut the list... and somebody who doesn't look good after all that but used to look amazing would. (The Fotos here aren't the ones I based my rankings on.)

3....

Now Du can listen to the Numa Numa song forever, make a mixtape of all of the Numa Numas and annoy your whole neighborhood! All the Numa Numa you've never wanted in your life!

Original Von Ozone: link

English Version Von Ozone: link

Alina Vesion: link

Gabry Ponte Remix: link

Haiducii Version: link

Brazilian Version: link

Korean Version Von Hyun Young: link

Chinese Version Von Josi Kok: link

Japanese Version Von Berryz Koubou: link

Onda Choc: link

Festa No Ape: link

Indonesian Version Von Barakatak: link

Finnish Version: link

Dutch Version Von Antonia: link

Hebrew: link

Rock Version: link

Rock Version 2: link

Metal...

Loling at the fact that I had an easier time typing this than the one for real people! Maybe it's because cartoon characters & Anime characters can just be drawn in ways that really make them stand out. No less here's the list.

Female

Honorable mentions (in no particular order): Icy, Ming Hua, Ultear & Michiko.



5. Lust

How could I not add Lust onto my Liste of attractive characters lol? I mean she is Lust after all! Above all my Favorit thing about her appearance is her eyes; those purple snake-like eyes. She also has really pretty lips and lovely dark and wavy hair.

4. Beatrice

Hooray!...

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened Von any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a Weltraum at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention oder care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern beliebt in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the oben, nach oben of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents oder manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....

Expanded on from a Tumblr post I saw.

Kids, there's no such thing as an opposite gender oder sex. That belief is fucking toxic.

The phrases imply there are only two genders and only two sexes. That's very very very very wrong - take it from me, a nonbinary kid who doesn't identify as fully a girl oder a boy.

'Cause look, there are boys and there are girls. Most people are like that. But Du can also be neither a boy nor a girl. oder Du can be a little of both. oder something else entirely. There aren't just two genders and being nonbinary is probably a little Mehr common than Du think.

And there aren't...

(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There Du go.)

So I'm pretty sure Von now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a wolf and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)

BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing...

(Note: I will swear i might rage a bit but B-E-A-R with me get it? No okay...)

Story: Du are playing as a security guard to work the night shift from 12 AM-6 AM your goal try to survive the night with a certain amount of power without getting killed for 5 nights... oder 7 we will get to that in a Minute and who is trying kill apparently "Kid Friendly" animtronics that we will also get to in a Minute as well so that is the story pretty much.

Characters: The characters are Du of course. Troll: We all know that dumbass hur hur hur! Oh shut up!*clears throat* as I was saying there is the phone guy...

Everyone is sitting on a couch (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv oder go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, Du can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because....

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all Du can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your herz and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all Du can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do Du think...

Dating Version 2.0: Modern Dating

Some of the old ways of dating could be use an upgrade. Welcome 2014 with these new and improved rules!

For most of us, the best--and usually our first--source of our dating Guter Rat is our family. We rely on the experiences and wise words of Mom, Sister, and in some cases even Grandmother, for the do's and don'ts of boys and relationships. But as years pass by, it might be time to rule out some of Mom's and Grandma's old (and old-fashioned) rules on dating and come up with reasonable guidelines that appeal to Mehr modern minds.

The Old Way:
~Date only boys who...

For a while, I've been thinking of making an Artikel on my influential celebs and here they are. This Liste is just on entertainers. I'm not the biggest celebrity person, but these have inspired me in some sort of way and I Liebe them! Instead of putting trashy people and basic bitches (whose names I won't name) on a pedestal, here are some people I'd like to talk about who should get some credit for the great individuals that they are. I'd also like to add that it's just my opinion and I'd Liebe to hear what you've got to say.

HONORABLE MENTIONS



Emma Watson
Emma Watson is one...

Survey reveals oben, nach oben 50 funniest jokes ever told

[HK]

A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined Mehr than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 and getting 36,000 people to vote for their favourites. Source: Onepoll.com

Comedy genius Tommy Cooper had Von far the most jokes in the list, which also includes gags Von Peter Kay and Lee Evans.

Jokes ranged from the legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu' - to ones about wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.

The study was...

An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the bär that was hit Von an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They sagte it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the rosine for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...

"Solo"


You speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until Du give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think Du could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

Du sing to me
Too bad Du couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't Du stick to acting?

Here Du go again...

"Piercing"


Living in fear
Is not what Du had
In mind for me
But holding to you
Is so hard
I cling to what I see

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're piercing me
This self will bleed
You're killing all
Of my securities
Lord, help me see the reality
That all I'll ever need is You

Here in this haze a distant light
Seems to draw me near
But in the shadow of my doubt
My faith just disappears

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're...