I don’t know what makes Du so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told Du to be yourself simply couldn’t have gegeben Du worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t Du have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let Du mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are Du always this stupid oder are Du making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like Du before – but I had to pay an admission.

If Du took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Liebe to help Du out…now, which way did Du come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, Du can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains Von the time Du got there, so they gave Du a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope Du meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d Liebe to ask how old Du are, but unfortunately I know Du can’t count that high.

All Tag I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything Du know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did Du get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse Du to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did Du fall from the stupid tree?

Did Du have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like Du before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.


bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.

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I found a alot of Zitate that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D