I don’t know what makes Du so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told Du to be yourself simply couldn’t have gegeben Du worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t Du have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let Du mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are Du always this stupid oder are Du making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like Du before – but I had to pay an admission.
If Du took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d Liebe to help Du out…now, which way did Du come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, Du can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains Von the time Du got there, so they gave Du a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope Du meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d Liebe to ask how old Du are, but unfortunately I know Du can’t count that high.
All Tag I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything Du know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did Du get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse Du to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did Du fall from the stupid tree?
Did Du have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like Du before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of Zitate that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Anybody who told Du to be yourself simply couldn’t have gegeben Du worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t Du have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let Du mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are Du always this stupid oder are Du making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like Du before – but I had to pay an admission.
If Du took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d Liebe to help Du out…now, which way did Du come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, Du can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains Von the time Du got there, so they gave Du a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope Du meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d Liebe to ask how old Du are, but unfortunately I know Du can’t count that high.
All Tag I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything Du know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did Du get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse Du to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did Du fall from the stupid tree?
Did Du have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like Du before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
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I found a alot of Zitate that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
I was born on a erdnuss plantation 62 Sekunden before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", Von Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis erpel, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of Schokolade fondant, fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, oder eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the Tag I was born.