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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








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READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
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"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. Mehr than machinery, we need humanity. Mehr than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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User: Wendigo oder yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome oder disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious oder vile; an action that arouses disgust oder abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with Du at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak Du soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he oder she yells at you. Then ask if Du got the job.
Stick a piece of brokkoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he oder she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s schreibtisch in front...
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posted by modernfan
We were having an English class today and decided to write a poem. Please, don't mind our spelling mistakes. :)






Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my gitarre doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do Du remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well






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posted by Bluekait
Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

Du never lived in the streets though Du wish Du had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If Du need help oder another example for a better understanding, let me know.