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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when Du say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. Du look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and Du never get tired of being with us.

4. I Liebe Du and only you.-Well, Du guys get the picture.

5. I will be with Du forever.

6. Du have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. Du shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for Du to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
Many legends have been told of frightening black Hunde that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If Du ever meet him, you'll know him Von two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When Du see him the first time, he brings Du joy. He follows Du wherever Du go, wags his tail, waits for Du if Du stop along the way. The Sekunde time Du meet him is a time of...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned Von their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their Home in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded Von mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. Du ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If Pistolen kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but Du are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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 Jahr Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Jahr of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the ratte symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good Guter Rat but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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How many times do Du get passed Von and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, Du must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, oder at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did Du here about the blonde who shot an Arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do Du do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the straße when the sign sagte "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when Du ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, Piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , Du know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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posted by teamian
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it sagte From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook Essen stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One Tag the husband comes Home from work and his wife says, "Honey, Du know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could Du fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes Vor "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":




1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say Du understand when Du don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. Du don't have PMS, so don't act like Du know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me Du never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get Du off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Du off the hook.
6. We don't like it when Du act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with pinguin stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy oder what? Do Du think I'm going insane? I bet that Du do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give Du a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests Du think she's pregnant unless Du can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status oder ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. NAMES:

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women...
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This is Von far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic Fragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some Antwort that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can Du send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by boomerlover
1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde Antworten "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond kreuz the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish Du guys could get your act together. Just yesterday Du take away my license and then today Du expect me to Zeigen it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the oben, nach oben of a burning building. Below,...
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1)At the movies: When Du meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are Du doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't Du try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When Du ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer butter Masala" dish good?...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in Liebe with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are Du doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. Du see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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posted by blaise_jez
If Du have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, Du have $1.19. Du also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest Zufällig speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by miniabby33
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime Du see someon say a compleatly Zufällig word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a tee party like Du did when Du were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes Von except old people


Kommentar and I will make more
posted by jedigal1990
okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like Du twilight Fans keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it oder not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across Fragen and Videos and fanpicks and pictures...
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Reasons I Liebe You:

1) The way Du stand Von my side


2) The times Du make sure nothing will harm me


3) How Du always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, Du take the pain away with a joke


5) How Du always look deep into my eyes


6) How Du can make my herz melt with your soft lips


7) The way Du hold my hand so tight


8) The way Du never let my hands go


8) How Du always watch out for me


9) They way Du make sure I have everything I need


10) How Du always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When Du buy me things out of the blue


12) How Du say the cutest...
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