1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite oder scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Friends that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a messer of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, Du don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a bass Pro Shop oder anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift Shop and destroy everything made of fragile material. 12. Get a non-zombified boyfriend/girlfriend. 13. While driving, buckle sitz gürtel it could get bumpy driving over the corpses of all those slayn zombies. 14. ALWAYS carry Purrel/Germ-X/Hand Sanitizer/soap. 15. Watch the Filme Du weren't allowed to before.
16. Check the backseat of your car those buggers can hide there.
17. Live out some Fantasy Du had as a kid.
18. Go to any department store and do whatever Du felt like doing there Du couldn't do while a kid.
19. Try to go across the country Du live in currently.
20. Don't die to painfully.
:) ;) <3 Please Kommentar and suggest to friends.
16. Check the backseat of your car those buggers can hide there.
17. Live out some Fantasy Du had as a kid.
18. Go to any department store and do whatever Du felt like doing there Du couldn't do while a kid.
19. Try to go across the country Du live in currently.
20. Don't die to painfully.
:) ;) <3 Please Kommentar and suggest to friends.
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Liebe all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Liebe all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do Du want?" "I'm calling to Berichten my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank Du very much for the call, sir." The Weiter day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your Lesen my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Lesen this.
4. Du didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did Du notice I skipped number three.
7. Du don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that Du silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then Du realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But Du remember that a fact is something that can be proven right oder wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. Du wish Du never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch Du with the missing number this time. oder did I?
14. Du wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Lesen powers amaze you.
16. Du totally forgot I was only supposed to tell Du ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even Lesen this.
4. Du didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did Du notice I skipped number three.
7. Du don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that Du silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then Du realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But Du remember that a fact is something that can be proven right oder wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. Du wish Du never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch Du with the missing number this time. oder did I?
14. Du wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Lesen powers amaze you.
16. Du totally forgot I was only supposed to tell Du ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Singen in a row, then Du sneeze and Du fall down. Did Du ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - Du used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Du knew Du had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Du know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Singen in a row, then Du sneeze and Du fall down. Did Du ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - Du used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Du knew Du had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Du know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.