Zufällig Article: Rules of the Internet

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posted by MrOrange16

This is a Liste of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)

1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If Du enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. Du must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The Mehr beautiful and pure a thing is, the Mehr satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The Mehr Du hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. Du must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. Du must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. Du will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs Mehr Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be Mehr fucked up shit than what Du just saw.
29. Du can not divide Von zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL Du STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...

*/b/ is the Zufällig Forum on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

CornChips Lol I posted a picture of the rules already :D it's in here somewhere

MrOrange16 @CornChips These are the rules of the internet according to Urban Dictionary. Your picture of the rules may be a little different depending on where you got it from. Rules #1, 2, and 34 are always the same, though :)

ponyboyjohnny rule 16 is B.S.

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The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for Du all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on Playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I Liebe the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the Musik is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

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Raidou 2: Sacrilegious Boogaloo - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. King Abaddon (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

About a few months ago, I reviewed a game called Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army. Yep, that name still doesn’t roll off the tongue too well. I enjoyed the game, despite the many faults it had, with its story pacing, bosses that offer insane difficulty spikes and pretty lacking battle gameplay. Despite that, it had a ton of style and I loved the story for what it was and the characters. So when I heard that the story continued later on in a sequel, I was down for that. Thankfully, the game is far less expensive and costs about the same price as most...

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Celestial Shadow

posted by Ranty-cat

Chapter-1
Year 1920. Mir Jack. Mir is a detective. But, he doesn’t investigate cheating wives oder crooked business partners. He investigates things that go bump in the night . When a beautiful blonde strolls into his office and says someone is trying to kill her, he smells danger. Too bad he needs the money.

How he got started with paranormal investigations is a long story. Something took his wife from him. Jane was his whole world. Now she's gone. He has been running down leads ever since.

It's an arduous task, prying into the dark and creeping things. Plenty of people won't even acknowledge...

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Todd McFarlane Splits His Time at Thrillville and Airblades into the Urbz (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, Mehr condensed reviews but Du get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, oder didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade

Okay, so let me start out Von saying this. This game is already infinitely...

The Kool-Aid Man Responds To Famous Characters

posted by whatsupbugs

Warning: This Artikel is very repetitive and silly.

He-Man: "I have the power!"
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Robert De Niro: "Are Du talking to me?" (The Kool-Aid Man remains silent.)
Robert De Niro: "Are Du talking to me?" (No response)
Robert De Niro: "I'm the only one here, so Du must be talking to me."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyways."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Batman: "I want Du to tell all your Friends about me. I'm Batman."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Lex Luthor: "Nobody wants war. I just want to keep...

Satan Vs. Phallus - Graffiti Kingdom (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, oder have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I Liebe the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine Von me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....

The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't CDI

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I...

Gawoo Push Mungo! - Yanya Caballista: City Skater (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green Tag as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed Von the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...

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The Best and Worst of the Decade: Filme

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well this was a little late, but better late than not at all, right? The 2010s were a big year, probably for a lot of us. We all had that point in our lives in that decade where things were changing, some small, others massive. But who cares about all that person stuff. Let's talk about material things that we just like. Movies, video games, animation, all that great stuff. This will be a five part Artikel series, so look vorwärts-, nach vorn to Mehr Artikel coming afterward. Let's start off with something simple, movies. Talking about my Favorit film of each year, as well as my least Favorit from that...

My Favourite Songs Of Past Decade

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hello... It's me!

I'm back from writer's block (again) to bring Du another article.

EDM and I have had a long run in the past decade.

Please note: Some of these songs have not been invented in the decade. I just found them in this decade.

I bring you... My Favourite Songs of Last Decade.

Here goes!

1. 'Watch Out' Von Eptic
2. 'Baillorum' Von BAILO & Bellorum
3. 'Back In Time (R3hab Remix)' Von Pitbull
4. 'TH2C (Dyro Remix)' Von Krewella
5. 'RAMPAGE' Von GRAVEDGR
6. 'Rampage' Von Myro & Barely Alive & Virtual Riot & PhaseOne
7. 'Get Lemon' Von Disciple Recs, a supercollab
8. 'We Don't Play'...

Merry Freakin' Weihnachten - Tag 21: Amy (360)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So I have a vague memory of this game. I remember seeing this game in a Game Informer magazine (Yeah, remember fucking gaming magazines) when I was in elementary school. Alongside games like Resident Evil Revelations, oder I think, I don’t remember the exact issue, I saw this game on the side and how the reviewer thought it was the most boring game imaginable. So I avoided it for years up until now… and who boy, gaming journalism may be a joke now, but that guy was totally right. The game as developed Von Vectorcell, known best for Jesus Christ Superstar on the IOS. I feel like I’m gonna...

Merry Freakin' Weihnachten - Tag 20: Batman: Dark Tomorrow

posted by Windwakerguy430

I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who Batman is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, Filme and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed Von the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the oben, nach oben Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt Von this game, DC Comics is still making bank and Batman is still a cherished...

Merry Freakin' Weihnachten - Tag 19: Charlie's Engel (Gamecube)

posted by Windwakerguy430

I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that Du wouldn’t know was out unless I told Du (And no, Du didn’t watch. If Du tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s Engel on the Gamecube. Published Von the kings of Zufällig publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s Engel is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...

Merry Freakin' Weihnachten - Tag 16: Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt

posted by Windwakerguy430

Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where Du play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my Favorit video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

Merry Freakin' Weihnachten - Tag 10: Mucha Lucha: Mascaritas of the Lost Code

posted by Windwakerguy430

Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and WWE of course. Now is the Zeigen good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic Liebe for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Lost Code. Another published game Von Ubisoft, but developed Von Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...

Merry Freakin' Weihnachten - Tag 9: Legends of Wrestling II (Gameboy Advance)

posted by Windwakerguy430

WWE was one of my Favorit things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, Du gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling...

NikPiks - Clerks: Mehr Than Just a Comedy

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist oder something to leave me bankrupt, this Artikel has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film

I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...

Nik EXPLOITS Horror Filme for a Halloween Artikel

posted by Windwakerguy430

So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed Von a movie nowadays. Bücher have the ability to let Du think about the horror and let Du imagine it yourself, and video games let Du experience it from a first hand perspective, but Filme are not the best with making Du feel scared. Even the good horror Filme don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...

Canada24 reviews JOKER (spoiler warning))

posted by Canada24

Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger Von at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...

oben, nach oben 5 CALL OF DUTY CHARACTERS:

posted by Canada24

#1: SGT FRANK WOODS:
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all Von himself.. Though he than gets recaptured Von Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of starvation and...