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"Sometimes Du wanna give up cause Du dont think that Du can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

Du have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, Bewegen on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside Du hurts, Du just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when Du think Du had all Du can take, just stick up your head and know that Du will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not to destory them. Everyday is a new journey and every step Du take brings Du one step closer to finishing that journey.

Life is too short, so live it the way Du want and in the best way Du can. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So Liebe the people who treat Du right and forget about the people that dont. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If Du get a chance, take it. If it changes your life let it. Nobody sagte it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when Du can, apologize when Du should. Liebe deeply and forgive quickly. Take chances, give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. Du have to take the good with th bad. Smile when your sad. Liebe what Du got and always rememeber what Du had. Always forgive, never forget and learn from your mistakes. people change and things go wrong but always remember that life goes on.

This is where my Motto comes from and Im sticking with it. :)
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the Weiter car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The Mehr it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying Du should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the Kommentare which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz Du hate America."

3. When Du go to the princible's office, and when he asks why Du were sent, say, "I wrote that Du sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited Von mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled Von Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apfel, apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened brot which is brot made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
Du came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one Tag embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I Liebe the special bond that we beutifully share,
I Liebe the way Du Zeigen u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever safe, sicher within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When Du meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are Du doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't Du try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When Du ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer butter Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as Du can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when Du laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* orange Lavaburst
* pfirsich (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa Lemonade
* erdbeere Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Süßigkeiten apfel, apple cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Obst Pow
* Obst Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* rosa Lemonade
* himbeere Kiwi
* Strawberry
* erdbeere Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C sauer, saure Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Did Du really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be Mehr than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special Tag
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that Tag
there was lots to be sagte
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When Du sagte "I Liebe you"
I sagte "I Liebe Du too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be Mehr
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) Bewegen everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elefant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if Du sometimes feel sad oder depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to Du sorry, but if your in any other country, then Du still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When Du think of Schokolade everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their Fragen with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Do not use if Du cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping oder unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. Du can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say Du should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Fernsehen Von candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Fernsehen very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO Du - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow Fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring Du the news of fail blog sooner...

some of Du may know but the rest of Du probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your Tag to Tag FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most Zufällig posts of failed Foto shots of failures gepostet Von dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make Du laugh! Du can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other Artikel like this so here's another one.I hope Du enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks Von (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tee party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals Von say "would Du like to Mitmachen us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good oder I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus konzert with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the konzert and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl oder not). Make sure Du both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez oder Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's jacke in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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Zeigen this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT datum IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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My friend gepostet these on her bebo page a while Vor so I thought I'd share them with Du :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by shiriny
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

Mehr famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy strahl, ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz