Things other's hate
Here's a few things Du can do to make everyone pissed off at you.
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Du think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over Von clamping your hands over your ears.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink patrone across the room.
14. Holler Zufällig numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the background color on your E-Mail so that all your E-Mail correspondence is in green, and insist to others that Du "like it that way."
16. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly Du can make a "croaking" noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints Von the cash register.
20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute entire streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"Do Du hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture Von tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "no, wait, I messed it up,"and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
Here's a few things Du can do to make everyone pissed off at you.
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Du think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over Von clamping your hands over your ears.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink patrone across the room.
14. Holler Zufällig numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the background color on your E-Mail so that all your E-Mail correspondence is in green, and insist to others that Du "like it that way."
16. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly Du can make a "croaking" noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints Von the cash register.
20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute entire streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"Do Du hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture Von tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "no, wait, I messed it up,"and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, Shop and stay overnight.
The Weiter morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and sagte she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, Shop and stay overnight.
The Weiter morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and sagte she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
()_() Help this buuny
(+.+) take over the
() () WORLD! and if Du dont.
He'll kill you!
yhul;op - my cat tryed to say 'hi' xD
Omg my bunny fell asleep in my Katzen litter box xD XD
Ummmmm what else, ou, my lil sis is trying to ride my horse........>:( NO1 RIDES BEAKEY OTHER THEN MEH! SHE IS GOING DOWN!
God other then me being pissed right now and waiting to post Zufällig pics what else should i do?
Uhhhhhh......The onley normale Tag i had was a monday.
my cat eats dog food
monkeys ate Miley C.
Lets see if i can post the pics now.
things i hate:
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls
things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
Gothic colors
pink
Schauspielen VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF
words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused
THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!
as i said, totally dumb and random.
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls
things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
Gothic colors
pink
Schauspielen VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF
words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused
THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!
as i said, totally dumb and random.