Du know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your Favorit character from star, sterne Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
Du think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled Von Beast becoming human.
Du replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, oder Minerva Mink.
Du slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
Du can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your Favorit female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
Du go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often Du can recite the dialogue off Von heart.
... and Du think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
Du know what 'yiff' means.
The section Du most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
Du can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
Du find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
Du try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
Du infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
Du know what FurryMUCK is.
... and Du know the IP and port number Von heart.
Du have Mehr than one character on FurryMUCK.
Du really do buy 'Playboy' oder 'Penthouse' for the articles.
Du buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
Du socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
Mehr than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when Du finally get introduced to her, Du think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" oder "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
Du regularly visit the universität at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has gegeben Du a life-long Liebe of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best Friends no longer remember your real name.
Du know what "digitigrade" means.
... and Du can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and Videos with "Vixens" in the Titel that don't contain actual foxes are regarded Von Du as dealing in false advertising.
Du wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
Du become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
Du name a useful program, computer, network oder ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer Kommentar on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and Du spend several confused Sekunden looking for it.
Du spend Mehr time on FurryMUCK than off it.
Du dream of romantic interludes with comic oder cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
Du dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
Du take your furry mappe, portfolio to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, oder comics...
Your Favorit Robin haube film was made Von Disney and did not star, sterne Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing Du can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
Du send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
Du read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' Icon in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
Du intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many Mehr cool foreign prints, 'zines etc Du can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
Du remember what Avatar actually was.
Du immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when Du Favorit furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
Du change your Internet provider so Du can better access FurryMUCK.
Du don't mind what Du get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn Von Terrie Smith".
Du wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into Werwölfe oder animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
Du consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so Du can become your Favorit furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu oder other furry comics.
Du want to name your cat "Omaha".
Du catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
Du change your name to Wolf, Fox, oder Otter.
Du watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
Du can remember when alt.fan.furry contained Mehr discussions than flames.
Du 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
Du ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct oder Darkstalkers.
Du seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
Du mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
Du keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so Du can morph your face with that of a critter.
Du occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
Du keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
Du have Mehr plushies than the local toyshops.
Du post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
Du start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
Du try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" oder any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo oder wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
Du drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
Du watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
Du think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
Du actually look vorwärts-, nach vorn to foxes oder raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced Von a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
Du lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, Du change schools instead.
Du pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
Schauspielen on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, Du replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
Du have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and Du buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
Du have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
Du think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
Du rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) Von their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
Du eat breakfast cereals just for the Tiere on the box.
Du discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking Du have mange instead.
Du carry animal plush toys with Du on business trips, and Zeigen them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see Du in the lobby.
Du boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that Artikel on Confurence.
Du have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them Von name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
Du read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve pelz grafts.
... oder prosthetic tails.
Du spend Mehr money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and Du buy passports for each of them.
... and Du try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped Von Immigration on overseas trips.
Du think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
Du get sensory feedback from body parts that Du don't have.
Du refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
Du made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
Du are digitigrade Mehr than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
Du turn around whenever Du close a door so that Du don't get your tail caught.
Du are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
Du grow your own winter coat.
Du have been banned from the vets until Du get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
Du call your bett a nest.
... and it looks like one.
Du call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
Du worry that if Du bite someone Du will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your Favorit character from star, sterne Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
Du think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled Von Beast becoming human.
Du replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, oder Minerva Mink.
Du slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
Du can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your Favorit female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
Du go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often Du can recite the dialogue off Von heart.
... and Du think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
Du know what 'yiff' means.
The section Du most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
Du can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
Du find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
Du try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
Du infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
Du know what FurryMUCK is.
... and Du know the IP and port number Von heart.
Du have Mehr than one character on FurryMUCK.
Du really do buy 'Playboy' oder 'Penthouse' for the articles.
Du buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
Du socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
Mehr than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when Du finally get introduced to her, Du think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" oder "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
Du regularly visit the universität at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has gegeben Du a life-long Liebe of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best Friends no longer remember your real name.
Du know what "digitigrade" means.
... and Du can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and Videos with "Vixens" in the Titel that don't contain actual foxes are regarded Von Du as dealing in false advertising.
Du wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
Du become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
Du name a useful program, computer, network oder ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer Kommentar on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and Du spend several confused Sekunden looking for it.
Du spend Mehr time on FurryMUCK than off it.
Du dream of romantic interludes with comic oder cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
Du dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
Du take your furry mappe, portfolio to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, oder comics...
Your Favorit Robin haube film was made Von Disney and did not star, sterne Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing Du can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
Du send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
Du read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' Icon in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
Du intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many Mehr cool foreign prints, 'zines etc Du can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
Du remember what Avatar actually was.
Du immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when Du Favorit furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
Du change your Internet provider so Du can better access FurryMUCK.
Du don't mind what Du get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn Von Terrie Smith".
Du wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into Werwölfe oder animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
Du consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so Du can become your Favorit furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu oder other furry comics.
Du want to name your cat "Omaha".
Du catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
Du change your name to Wolf, Fox, oder Otter.
Du watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
Du can remember when alt.fan.furry contained Mehr discussions than flames.
Du 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
Du ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct oder Darkstalkers.
Du seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
Du mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
Du keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so Du can morph your face with that of a critter.
Du occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
Du keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
Du have Mehr plushies than the local toyshops.
Du post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
Du start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
Du try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" oder any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo oder wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
Du drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
Du watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
Du think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
Du actually look vorwärts-, nach vorn to foxes oder raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced Von a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
Du lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, Du change schools instead.
Du pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
Schauspielen on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, Du replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
Du have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and Du buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
Du have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
Du think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
Du rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) Von their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
Du eat breakfast cereals just for the Tiere on the box.
Du discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking Du have mange instead.
Du carry animal plush toys with Du on business trips, and Zeigen them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see Du in the lobby.
Du boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that Artikel on Confurence.
Du have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them Von name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
Du read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve pelz grafts.
... oder prosthetic tails.
Du spend Mehr money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and Du buy passports for each of them.
... and Du try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped Von Immigration on overseas trips.
Du think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
Du get sensory feedback from body parts that Du don't have.
Du refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
Du made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
Du are digitigrade Mehr than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
Du turn around whenever Du close a door so that Du don't get your tail caught.
Du are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
Du grow your own winter coat.
Du have been banned from the vets until Du get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
Du call your bett a nest.
... and it looks like one.
Du call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
Du worry that if Du bite someone Du will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.