60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as Du are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let Du see us cry, unless we want Du to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if Du are interested. But we will later deny it oder make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot oder sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for Du (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if Du don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but Du know...I think I like Du in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other oder get Guter Rat on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught Von ourselves with Du because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until Du prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having Du Zeigen us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot arsch girlfriend! Aren't Du jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, oder darling" are safe, sicher to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess oder Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking Du are calling them to innocent oder incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just Liebe to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell Du that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" oder "I Liebe you". If Du think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up Du in the hall and asks "Do Du like Ashley?"
Mehr often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask Du because she is to shy to ask Du herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now Du are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at Du in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if Du already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that Du like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls Liebe to feel special, even though they might not Zeigen it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless Du tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if Du are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls Liebe it when a guy pulls them close Von the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be Wird angezeigt too much
23) A KISS on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't Zeigen it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants Du to listen, she wants Du to listen. She doesn't need Du to fix it oder tell her how to. She just wants Du to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if Du pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And Mehr likely than not, it will endear them to Du Mehr than anything else.
30) Girls Liebe it when guys say their name
31) Girls Liebe confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, Du know Du mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to Du as much as Du enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get Du off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Du off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what Du say, your ex-girlfriend is a hacke to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious Von nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if Du think it is cool to burp, fart, oder emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell Du it is.
40) As far as Du are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless Du make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when Du wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think Du should wear that Mehr often"
41) Whatever Du do, don't just Zeigen up at our house unexpected oder at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like Du do. And no matter how much Du would like to see that, we will likely never talk to Du again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and Du will be dirt.
43) We want Du to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your arsch at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want Du to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed Von Du in front of your friends. It makes us feel like Du care a lot about us.
45) Du don't have PMS; so don't act like Du know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me Du never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want Du to say Du Liebe us if Du don't mean it
48) We Liebe it when Du make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If Du ask a girl out directly, Mehr likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know Du better and get to like Du even more.
51) Most girls Liebe it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when Du tell us what Du are thinking, even if Du don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When Du have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, Du have a lot Mehr responsibility, privilege and control than Du would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. Du don't have to hang on our every word oder give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If Du don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, oder worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit Du far Mehr to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then Du do Du earn us. We not some trophy Du can earn,put on a shelf and admire. Du have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how Du feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as Du are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let Du see us cry, unless we want Du to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if Du are interested. But we will later deny it oder make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot oder sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for Du (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if Du don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but Du know...I think I like Du in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other oder get Guter Rat on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught Von ourselves with Du because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until Du prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having Du Zeigen us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot arsch girlfriend! Aren't Du jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, oder darling" are safe, sicher to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess oder Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking Du are calling them to innocent oder incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just Liebe to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell Du that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" oder "I Liebe you". If Du think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up Du in the hall and asks "Do Du like Ashley?"
Mehr often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask Du because she is to shy to ask Du herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now Du are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at Du in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if Du already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that Du like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls Liebe to feel special, even though they might not Zeigen it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless Du tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if Du are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls Liebe it when a guy pulls them close Von the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be Wird angezeigt too much
23) A KISS on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't Zeigen it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants Du to listen, she wants Du to listen. She doesn't need Du to fix it oder tell her how to. She just wants Du to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if Du pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And Mehr likely than not, it will endear them to Du Mehr than anything else.
30) Girls Liebe it when guys say their name
31) Girls Liebe confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, Du know Du mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to Du as much as Du enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get Du off the hook; doing something sweet will always get Du off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what Du say, your ex-girlfriend is a hacke to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious Von nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if Du think it is cool to burp, fart, oder emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell Du it is.
40) As far as Du are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless Du make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when Du wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think Du should wear that Mehr often"
41) Whatever Du do, don't just Zeigen up at our house unexpected oder at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like Du do. And no matter how much Du would like to see that, we will likely never talk to Du again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and Du will be dirt.
43) We want Du to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your arsch at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want Du to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed Von Du in front of your friends. It makes us feel like Du care a lot about us.
45) Du don't have PMS; so don't act like Du know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me Du never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want Du to say Du Liebe us if Du don't mean it
48) We Liebe it when Du make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If Du ask a girl out directly, Mehr likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know Du better and get to like Du even more.
51) Most girls Liebe it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when Du tell us what Du are thinking, even if Du don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When Du have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, Du have a lot Mehr responsibility, privilege and control than Du would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Lost in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. Du don't have to hang on our every word oder give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If Du don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, oder worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit Du far Mehr to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then Du do Du earn us. We not some trophy Du can earn,put on a shelf and admire. Du have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how Du feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
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WELL AS Du KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF Fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
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here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this Zufällig ninger play (sorry if i offend Du i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a Monat so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are Du in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an Emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what Du mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for Du !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate Du !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an Emo he has no emotins except for the one that is Emo ...GOD WHY DO Du EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 Sekunden till Du all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are Du in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an Emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what Du mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for Du !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate Du !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an Emo he has no emotins except for the one that is Emo ...GOD WHY DO Du EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 Sekunden till Du all cry total ninger theme song
look at them
