Soooooo......... got it from a freind who got it from his friend who got it from another friend who got it from ..... blah! just read it, and Kommentar =P
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A KISS is a few bits of Liebe compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A KISS is two divided Von nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A KISS is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A KISS is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A KISS is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A KISS is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A KISS is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A KISS is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A KISS is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A KISS is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A KISS is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A KISS is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A KISS is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is Mehr common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:
Prof. of Computer Science:
A KISS is a few bits of Liebe compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A KISS is two divided Von nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A KISS is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A KISS is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry:
A KISS is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology:
A KISS is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A KISS is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A KISS is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A KISS is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A KISS is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics:
A KISS is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A KISS is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English:
A KISS is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is Mehr common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.