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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Get A Fanpop Medal GUARANTEED! :D

posted by deathding

(NOTE: This entire Artikel is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

Hey everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other Tag on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my Profil really quick to see if I got a medal.....

The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:

Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........

I GOT IT! :D How about I PM Fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^

Sending the message now! :D

THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D

*Two Days Later*

Alright, SURELY they've responded Von now. I mean, busy company oder not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^

See? I told Du guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D

FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:

(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)

Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-

Fanpop: Why don't Du just try getting them the way Du were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P

...........NEVER! >:D

Fanpop: Welp. Du asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)

Wait, what? Just what are Du guys up to.....?

Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!

WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O

I'LL GET Du Weiter TIME FANPOP, Weiter TIME!

DivaChipette1, geocen and 10 others like this

deathding Hope you guys got a laugh out of this. XD Seriously, just get medals the legitimate way. :)

CokeTheUmbreon LOL

CokeTheUmbreon I got bombed of this site 4 times.

Riku114 XD This was actually pretty amusing XD

poulamikundu Never read a similar article! I enjoyed it! XD

yamishadow2001 Lol hilarious xD had me dying

TheLefteris24 Love it !!!!

PlazmaKiller59 HELLO!

Kuro_Hyou666 Hahahaha! XD XD XD

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On The Block Episode 25

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, Du already sagte that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three Minuten later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...

On The Block Episode 24

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The Titel of this Artikel clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad Filme for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

On The Block Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The Monat award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If Du were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

On The Block Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, Du finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Weihnachten List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got Mehr important news.
Tom: Yes. In the Zurück episode, we...

Barbie and the Three Musketeers Hintergrund

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Ricky Spanish

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The outsiders Imagine: Johnny 🧡

posted by Imabaker78

Du are sitting on the couch waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with Du for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny Du say back. Are Du ready to watch the movie Du ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are Du ok?" Du ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) Du are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly Du are Gold. Du hold his chest as Du are pushing him was y and say " Du watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I Liebe you."...

CHRIS STUCKMANN Zitate

posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: Du EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, Du LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can Du tell...

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Albanian Train Operator

posted by Zeku

Have Du ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the Tag finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first Tag on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the Tag for his trial...

Merry Freakin' Weihnachten - Tag 15: Fast & Furious: Showdown (360)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can Du believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above wolf Among Us 2 oder No Mehr Heroes 3? So after being disappointed Von Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created Von the lovely team at Activision,...