1. The last thing i saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest her other hand muffling my screams, i sat bolt up right glad it was just a dream but as i saw my alarm clock read 12:06 i heard the closet door creak open.
2. Growing up with pets i was used to scratching on my bedroom door, now that i live alone its much Mehr unsettling.
3. In all the times i lived in this house, i swear to god i closed Mehr doors then i open.
4. I thought my cat had a staring problem she always was looking at my face, until one Tag when i realized that she was always looking just behind me.
5. Theres nothing like the laughter of a baby, unless it's 1 am and you're Home alone.
6. She went to check on her sleeping toddler, the window was open and the bett was empty
2. Growing up with pets i was used to scratching on my bedroom door, now that i live alone its much Mehr unsettling.
3. In all the times i lived in this house, i swear to god i closed Mehr doors then i open.
4. I thought my cat had a staring problem she always was looking at my face, until one Tag when i realized that she was always looking just behind me.
5. Theres nothing like the laughter of a baby, unless it's 1 am and you're Home alone.
6. She went to check on her sleeping toddler, the window was open and the bett was empty
DEMENTED POEMS
Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits
Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter
Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down
Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits
Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter
Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down
Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while Vor and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi oder Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi oder Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.