Here are my Liste of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let Du know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything oder eating anything Du might spit it oder something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the besen late to work?
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bucht they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's Favorit vegetable?
#6 Why does the pilz have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do Du call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
#9 What do Du call a pencil without lead?
#10 How do Du make an octopus giggle ten times?
Du give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do Du make lady gaga cry?
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
#13 What's a chicken's Favorit composer?
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between Du and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't Du hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher sagte it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the tomate, tomaten blush?
It saw the salat dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do Du know if it's raining Katzen and dogs?
Du step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do Du know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do Du get Pikachu on a bus?
Du Pokemon (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't Du dress with Pikachu in the room?
He'll Pikachu (peek at you)
#27 What do Du call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
Du boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton kreuz the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do Du call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's rosa and fluffy?
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
rosa fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when Du drink 7 coca colas?
Du burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the fisch say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!" LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't Du trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope Du liked them. Make sure Du check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...