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{Sally's POV}

"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean Von 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.


This is not going to end well.

Jane and Jeff fought as violent as they could get.

"Ben, should we-" I felt something stab my stomach.

I fell to the ground and everything went pitch black.

{Jane's POV}

Me and Jeff were fighting with our arms and legs. And our knifes of course.

While I dodged Jeff's messer attack, He stabbed Sally.


"YOU KILLED MY FRIEND!" I kicked him in the draw so hard that he fell.

"Call the nurse!" Slender yelled.

During lunch me and Ben were talking about Jeff stabbing Sally.

"Are Du sure he didn't do it on accident?" He asked me.

"I bet he did it for comeback." I suggested.

"I'm going to go check on Sally." I told him.

He nodded.

I went to the nurse's and looked at Sally.

"Hey whats up?" She asked and got up.

"Nothing. And I'm gonna make him pay!" I almost yelled

"That would be cool." She replied.

"I'll leave Du be." I told her ans walked out.

{Jeff's POV}

I didn't mean for Sally to get stabbed.

I really didn't mean it.

"Dude, I heard Jane is furious about what happened." Seed eater said.

I looked at him.

"I really didn't mean to stab her." I told him.

I did a huge face palm.

Later that day, I met Jane again.

"Look I don't wanna talk to you." She just walked away.

"Look I'm-" 'I sagte I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU!" She interrupted me.

She ran out of the locker room.

I sighed.

I just wanted to say sorry.

I ran after her trying to stop her.

"JEFF Du PRICK LEAVE ME ALONE!" She stopped running.

Its my chance.

"Look i'm so sorry Jane. I didn't mean to stab her." I looked down.

Jane looked surprised.

"Jeff.. I never thought Du would say that." She said.

"We're enemy's but sometimes things change." I said.

We sagte our goodbyes and left for class.

I think things are gonna change between me and Jane.

{Jane's POV}

Jeff seemed to act different.

He sagte things change.. What the hell..

Anyways, After school I went home.

I laid on my bett thinking of what he said.

'We're enemy's, but things change.'

Is he changing trying to tell me he's changing?

I wonder if that's what he's saying.

I shook my head making me stop thinking of the thought.

Hours later I went to bett having dreams of.. Jeff..


:33< Whats up!!?!? Sorry if The wait was long :(. But I have lots to tel!! (Maybe not lots) So, I met Sollux, Gamzee, Kurloz, Mituna, Dave, And Karkat!! LAWL!!!! But that was long Vor (Well gamzee dave sollux, and karkat and mituna was long ago) But I hope Du enjoyed and Mehr well be coming!!!! SOON! :3 hhehehehe!
posted by coolkatstar
Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. Du can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil oder paper! OK?

Let's find out just how smart and clever Du really are.

Ready? ...


FIRST QUESTION: Du are participating in a race. Du overtake the Sekunde person. What position are Du in?

ANSWER: If Du answer that Du are first, then Du are absolutely wrong! If Du overtake the Sekunde person and Du take his place, Du are second! Try not to screw up in the Weiter question.

To answer the Sekunde question, don't take as much
time as Du took for the first question.

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posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells Du a joke and Du say "LOL".

3. Du watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. Du have called out someone's screen name while making Liebe to your significant other.

5. Du keep begging your Friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. Du have to get a 2d phone line just so Du can call pizza Hut.

9. Du go into labour and Du stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Pretend that your schreibtisch is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask Du to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a Zufällig Jahr and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...
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Dear Noah, We could've sworn Du sagte the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.


Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.


The guy who puts down Hunde at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do Du do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."


Do Du know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.


The worst time to have a herz attack is during a game of charades.


You cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.


"Want to play the rape game?"...
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posted by karpach_13

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten Minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Du can get
to Mitmachen in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department Von sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as Du see fit.

9. When there are...
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If Du don't straighten up, I'm going to knock Du into the middle of Weiter week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I sagte so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me Mehr LOGIC .

"If Du fall out of that swing, schaukel and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought Du had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see Du get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, Du look like the guy in the picture Weiter to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet Du I can grab that gun before Du finish Schreiben my ticket.
So, Du on the take, oder what?
Aren't Du the guy from the village people?
Do Du know why Du pulled me over? Okay, just...
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She was so shocked about Cameron that she had a herz attack and got rushed to the hospital. I don't watch Jessie and I've only seen a little bit of desendants but I can tell they must've been close Friends
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