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posted by randomgirl3000
How Du can tell if someone is lying:

1) Look the person straight in the eyes

•As in poker, your eyes dichtung the deal. It shows vulnerability. If looking at the eyes for a while and the person looks away, Du know he/ she is lying.
2) Eyes are situated to the right

•Demonstrates that the person is “creating” an event to cover up what he/she has done. The person is thinking on the spot so it is a good time to counter attack the lie with a kick!
3) Changing the topic right away

•If the person is trying to drag the conversation oder keeps diverting the topic towards something totally different, try and knock’em down Von repetitively bringing the topic back up. The person will have nowhere to run and hide.4) Temperature

•During the explanation part of the situation, if the person takes off their jacke oder shirt, granted it’s not a very hot day, the individual is very nervous. The person is using all his/her brain power to think of something, which releases a lot of Von products: heat. Another thing to notice is sweat. If the individual forehead is sweating, it’s a huge indication that he’s lying.
5)The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.

•This is very true in many cases. This is what we call “bs”. Just pretend the person is Singen and ignore all the “bs” he/she says. Don’t take the explanation seriously and Bewegen on.
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Friends riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red fuchs is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when Du sneeze because when Du sneeze, your herz stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A schnecke can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only Tiere that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders Mehr than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical Pferde with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the Musik store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos oder rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like Du know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their Fragen with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got Mehr "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A Jahr has passed by, and Don is chosen Von the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef beil with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, oder absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the Kürzlich years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Schreiben behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and Mitmachen the ranks of washed up directors like...
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