These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to Du as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If Du are the phone company, I already sent the money. If Du are my parents, please send money. If Du are my financial aid institution, Du didn't lend me enough money. If Du are my friends, Du owe me money. If Du are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now Du say something.
5. Hi, I'm not Home right now, but my answering machine is, so Du can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If Du leave a message, I'll call Du soon. If Du leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, Du are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows oder a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait Von your phone until I call Du back.
13. If Du are a burglar, then we're probably at Home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't Home and it's safe, sicher to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, Du have the right to remain silent. Everything Du say will be recorded and will be used Von us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to Du as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If Du are the phone company, I already sent the money. If Du are my parents, please send money. If Du are my financial aid institution, Du didn't lend me enough money. If Du are my friends, Du owe me money. If Du are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now Du say something.
5. Hi, I'm not Home right now, but my answering machine is, so Du can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If Du leave a message, I'll call Du soon. If Du leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, Du are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows oder a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait Von your phone until I call Du back.
13. If Du are a burglar, then we're probably at Home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't Home and it's safe, sicher to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, Du have the right to remain silent. Everything Du say will be recorded and will be used Von us.
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
I HOPE Du ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
Du can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
Du can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
These Zitate are Zitate with differnt meanings of frettchen oder just the animal.
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and Du don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do Du use these emotions oder others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) KISS
-See Mehr emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. oder be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat Essen that can make Du sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda oder crush
4) gety near load stuff oder equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late Stunde
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straße orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Du hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Du did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat Essen that can make Du sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda oder crush
4) gety near load stuff oder equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late Stunde
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straße orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Du hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Du did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
