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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are Du really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he sagte that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can Du tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you, but he’d kill me.”
Once again, the crowd filled with gasps. The Katzen outta the bag. I was planning to get Harry back and say that im dating him when she asked.
“Are Du saying Du are… gay Louis?” I nodded.
“Oh my god Louis, who is it?!”
The crowd went absoloutley crazy. I panicked and glanced over at Harry, he looked as panicked as I did. It wasn’t supposed to get like this.
“It’s me. I told Lou not to say anything for the sake of the band, but we’ve gotta face it someday right?” Harry spoke up.
The whole world was gonna think I was dating Harry.
When we got outside, the reporters where literally raping up. I grabbed Harry's hand and he didn't resist. His hands were soft.. and sweaty...errrrrgghhh.
There were cameras in our faces. Niall, Liam and Zayn somehow made it to the car.
I stopped and turned around. All their homophobic remarks were getting on my nerves. Harry stormed back.
"You know what. I know this can ruin the band but its worth it. I thought that it was not fair that me and Louis had to hide. I Liebe him and im not afraid to Zeigen it anymore."

<3<3<3
TBC.. should i carry on?
posted by Shelly_McShelly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The Sekunde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
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posted by nessienjake
wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!



Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while Du sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the...
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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do Du want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do Du Liebe me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have Du ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are Du even asking?
Girl - will Du KISS me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will Du hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are Du crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top

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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot...
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So I am Schreiben what I see people generally do when Du stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of Du do this. This also applies to siblings.



1. Play your Musik even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them Von Lesen manga, texting, oder stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
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