Zufällig Article: Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 7)

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posted by adaug

They ran to the baum house.Maybelle was confused,this place was so much bigger.Did it ever end?What?Her land was small."Here!Go in here!I'll go get food!"Sarah said,and ran."Maybelle.How old are you?"Alicia asked."16"She said."DANG IT!GOTTA WAIT 6 YEARS."Henry yelled."Now I ask Du a question.Does your land...end?"Maybelle asked."Course it does!Yours doesn't?"Alicia asked."Nope!We live forever!Along as Ariana doesn't kill us."Maybelle said."Here!"Sarah said.Running with a bag of Chips,three cans of pop,And a cereal box."This should last Du the night."Sarah said."You got the Stone?"Sarah asked.
"Yeah!In my pocket!"Maybelle said.
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The Weiter day,they all ran to the door."Get the key."Sarah told Henry."Uh.I can't find it."Henry said,reaching in his pocket."Oh man!I remember!I was in my coat!Ariana stahl, stola it!"Sarah said."I know how to open it."Alicia said,grabbing a toothpick from her pocket.And she picked the lock."Okay."They hopped in Freestone.

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Friends and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time Du read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though Du may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't Liebe you, my love.

I loved Du with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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10 most stupid Fragen people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When Du meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are Du doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t Du try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When Du ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping karte, warenkorb and switch the items with stuff from the person Weiter to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Du in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Du on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Transformers 4 Dinobots

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My oben, nach oben 15 LEAST Favorit Berühmtheiten

posted by KataraLover

These are my oben, nach oben 15 LEAST Favorit Berühmtheiten and just like with my oben, nach oben 15 Favorit Berühmtheiten Liste I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell Du how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to Zeigen that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a Liste like this pretty much just sagte they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my Liste and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Turkey pooping stuffing

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Alphabet letters Hintergrund

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Pedobear iPod Hintergrund XD

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Higurashi Zitate

posted by invadercalliope

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing Mehr than the the people who Du spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions Du speak of are only Friends during those fun, yet unimportant...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Du "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that Du haven't received enough Schokolade sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every Frage with another question. As soon as one of Du says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male Berühmtheiten (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack diwan, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub Quiz the other Tag I Lost Von one point. The Frage was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other Fragen was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that apfel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing Shop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why Du are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go Home and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted Von aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Du are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me vorwärts-, nach vorn to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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Dwayne The Rock Johnson Invents A Child Molesting Robot #PizzaGate

added by MeiMisty

Saturday Night Live skit where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents a child molesting robot. I didn't know about this until today.

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Sailor Moon Usagi Tsukino and Chibiusa funny faces scene

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Kahoot Musik for 10 hours

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Giant Prehistoric American Carnivores

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My oben, nach oben 10 Most Attractive Men And Women

posted by zanhar1

Jonica

I've been seeing a lot of these Artikel lately so I kind of wanted to Mitmachen the party. Off of the oben, nach oben of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my oben, nach oben 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 Bilder so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet

Amber

Alissa White-Gluz

Cadaveria

10. Mally

I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also Liebe her piercings.

9. Minzy

I suppose I...

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One-sided world

posted by ShadowFan100

There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry oder start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right oder wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...