1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar Du grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something oder someone

3. Go up to a Zufällig person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Zufällig noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a brunnen run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to Du in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" oder say "Jeez! Who do Du think Du are? My mother?!" whatever Du like best out loud so everyone around can hear

8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who stahl, stola my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit

9. If your in dollar tree, oder whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"

10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"

11. If your at toys r us, oder any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at Du say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"

12. If your at the grocery store, take the Essen out of the boxes and when Du get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the Essen isn't poisoned!"

13. If Du go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around

14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that Du were never their and try to get as much Essen oder drinks as possible

15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book

16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"

17. Try to fly

18. Pretend Du broke all your Bones in your body,be a pain

19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if Du know

20. If your at the mall, whenever Du pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction

21. bring Essen and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction

22. Go to a fast food, fast-food restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask Du to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get Essen for free!"

23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds oder chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get Du the order, once Du get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the Essen away

24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee Von backing up into the and pretending to sting them

25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door